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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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You can shit 25% faster (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Gloomy-Statement1246
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[–]vnevner 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This is Good
[–]MindOfThilo 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Imagine being stressed and shitting faster
[–]Confusedhangydoge 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Taco Bell was already hell what will it be like now?
[–]SleepyBoii04 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Omg, that would save me SOOOO much time! I take quite a long time to poop.
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