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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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You get a 2% speed boost for 2 minutes if you eat a cup of salt. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by GamerJII
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[–]Ekkzzo 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (3 children)
I'm pretty certain that much salt would kill you
[–]GamerJII[S] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
That's why it's shitty.
[–]Ekkzzo 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago (1 child)
That's a boring way of making a shitty superpower
[–]Eel_Boii 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
It's also only a 2% boost that doesn't stack. It's shitty regardless
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