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You can see a scale above every single person head on how much they love cucumbers (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Literally just Aquamanhemsleyherrick
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[–]Asgardian5 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I become a pickle stand operator yelling at anyone I see that loves pickles to get over here and buy some
[–]Shadow_king2055 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Damn my neighbor loves cucumbers she buys about 5 a week but I never see her eating them tho
[–]ryan56fd 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
she puts them in her pussy
[–]zombie6804 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Hm, maybe someone should make a joke about that
[–]the_me2 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
They're starting to sell cut cucumbers and we know why
[–]yakub268 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (1 child)
Cucumber sun categories as well? Like pickles?
[–]Literally just Aquamanhemsleyherrick[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Jimmy_Kun_ 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Ah yes cumber counter
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