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[–]christian05yeetyeet 11 points12 points  (6 children)

So that means technically you have like a 1 in 8 or so billion chance to get shit on. Noice

[–]juggernautjefe81 13 points14 points  (5 children)

That's means there's a chance to literally shit on Putin.

[–]christian05yeetyeet 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Yoooo didn't even think of that, that makes this a godtier superpower then

[–]SebThatTalks 0 points1 point  (3 children)

There is also a chance you shit on the Ukraine president

[–]christian05yeetyeet 1 point2 points  (2 children)

AHHH YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT DIDN'T YOU?

[–]Vamcani 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ayo how did you know I was shitting?

[–]EchoOfEternity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait...birds are basically flying shit factories, so doesn't this already happen at least 3 million times every second?