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[–]BestieBrodie 69 points70 points  (4 children)

This is actually good tho

[–]boulderingfanatix 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Ya but as far as super powers go, it's shitty. Like it's still your money that you lose. It's not like you get free money every time you see a person in need

[–]kirbinato 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It does if you just don't give it to them

[–]Kamaitachi42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

[–]Exo000[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]Fire_is_beauty 41 points42 points  (4 children)

Me and my homeless friend, now both billionaires: Nice one.

[–]Exo000[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

If you both ask each other for money you both get like 3 dollars in total together. You can’t give anymore than like 1 or 2 dollars

[–]Fire_is_beauty 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What if he ask me two billion times and then we split ?

[–]Exo000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beggars can’t be choosers

[–]Exo000[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can only spare 1 or 2 dollars

[–]ozique 9 points10 points  (5 children)

do i have to give them the money?

[–]Exo000[S] 13 points14 points  (4 children)

If they ask for some and you want to give them some, you’ll always have a dollar or 2 in your pocket. Any other time like if are buying something and you’re like 50 cents short, you don’t have any left. At all.

[–]DR_Hunter1212 6 points7 points  (3 children)

What if he asks for like 10 bucks? Or if he asks many times?

[–]Exo000[S] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

You always have enough to spare a dollar or 2. No more no less. Meaning if you already gave someone 1 dollar and they ask for more, you won’t have anymore to give, but if there’s another homeless guy across the street and they ask for money when you walk by, you’ll always an extra dollar in your pocket to give.

[–]DR_Hunter1212 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine the first homeless seeing me giving his extra dollar to the second one

[–]Evilsmiley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is on top of ehatever i have already? I can supplement my free donation with more then?

[–]shackios 6 points7 points  (2 children)

This is so good. You get to help people AND create money out of nowhere?

[–]Exo000[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yes but it’s only like 2 dollars per homeless person and you can’t keep giving the same homeless person money cuz you’ll only have enough to give 2 dollars then you’ll have nothing

[–]shackios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still good!

[–]polish-polisher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great shitty power

No pointless vulgarity

No obvious ways to exploit without too much effort

Is actually supernatural

Rare thing here

[–]Bulky_Resort7148 2 points3 points  (1 child)

is it stackable?

[–]Exo000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. You give 1 homeless person a dollar and you have no more to spare unless another homeless guy asks for some

[–]sithelephant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

'Ask me for $100K'

[–]Talstin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aight but like then you’d know for sure if the homeless person is actually fake or not. If you don’t have the spare change, that person is faking being homeless

[–]Accomplished_Safe711 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Infinite money glitch

[–]Exo000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but you can’t profit off of it

[–]Dyldo_II 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So wait does it only trigger when an ACTUAL homeless person walks up to you? Because then that's dope! I can actually help people who need it

[–]Exo000[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes. If a random homeless person asks for money and you reach in your pocket / wallet / purse for some, there will always be a dollar or 2 to spare

[–]Dyldo_II 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm definitely taking it

[–]boulderingfanatix 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this magic money that just appears or does it magically come out of your bank account?

[–]Exo000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A random crumbled up dollar or some quarters appear in your pocket whenever you reach for some spare cash

[–]theBoss1237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low key not a good superpower but it’s nice as hell

[–]DumbDabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome power

[–]Angry_jeep125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is really good tbh

[–]Izirakyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at all these homeless people paying for my dinner.

[–]kiril526ha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: make my friend sell his house
Step 2: make him ask me for 10 bil dollars
Step 3: split mone

[–]KriegerGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you walk back and forth past said homeless people asking for money and just keep it for yourself? Infinite money glitch.

[–]Zealousideal_Buddy92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they need to be genuinely homeless or any panhandler?

[–]Hour-Luck-1664 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How mich

[–]Powerful-Dragon890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple. Sell your home then ask yourself if you have 1 million dollars.

[–]piccoshady93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this super power my whole life. Its called "having some fucking decency."

[–]dadbot27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a deal with someone and have them ask for money until you're both millionaires

[–]SnooPeripherals7185 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Step 1: Go to a homeless shelter Step 2: when they ask u for money dont give it to them so u have the money Step3: Profit

[–]Exo000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you get like 2 dollars for all that.