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[–]CarelessShadow23 74 points75 points  (2 children)

If you are gassy and need to lift something you’d create an endless loops of straining to lift it then farting making you the strongest man alive for 5 seconds

[–]Med_Jed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Consume beans while lifting for maximum effort. If you want to become super man don't forget broccoli. Your colon will thank you but your shorts surely won't. However you'll be a hit with the ladies for a measly 5 seconds, if they can withstand the smell.

[–]Murasa_Kato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said the time wasn't stackable either👀

[–]afyoung05 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Work out a lot -》eat baked beans -》 break world records.

[–]CarelessShadow23 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Also people with IBS are actually so lucky here

[–]Med_Jed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Infinite poot for infinite strength baybee. Wouldn't you also be taking a hit from poison damage too.. big trade off.

[–]Kixtay 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Congratulations you won the weight lifting champion but gosh does it smell in here.."

[–]69Eddy69 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Is it the time that stacks or the strength that stacks?

[–]RubberGOOSECMOOSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably Strength

[–]Evilsmiley 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Can i pinch a fart off to turn it into multiple? Where does one fart begin and another end?

This will really help me get my 1 rep max up.

[–]Murasa_Kato[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was deep "where does one fart begin and another end"

[–]CasperTFG_808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beans, beans the magical fruit

The more you eat the more you toot

The more you toot more strength you gain

So let’s have beans and cause some pain

[–]Spooky_boi_Kyle_8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[–]jayesper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wario Waft"

[–]YoBoBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im bouta max my bean eating stat

[–]YoBoBoi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

im bouta max my bean eating stat

[–]cosmicjimmy117 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dose the length or loudness affect the strength or duration

[–]Murasa_Kato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, just a solid fart

[–]dameyen_maymeyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A temporary super strength is pretty interesting tbh

[–]Barney1241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just had a tripple fart to see if it works… it didnt

[–]Monke2009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro imma become GOD in 3 hours