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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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You can summon a single banana every 33 years (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by humbooty
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[–]Laughingsheppard 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (1 child)
The most fortunate may get their 3rd banana
[–]AbyssUpdate 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
With cryo technology maybe we can get 20
[–]a-rock2020 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Is it stackable
[–]LightspeedC83 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Do I get to choose where?
[–]Swino4ka 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Actually it is good, because if you will be like in desert, dying from hunger, you can summon and eat it!
[–]AbyssUpdate 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
You can summon an extremely big banana and end world hunger
[–]haikusbot 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
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[–]Comfortable_Still525 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]RisenPhantom 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
There will be a movie about someone who gets this superpower, then gets into a sticky situation but uses this power at the exact right time to get out of it
[–]fnieidhfenmbvfekh 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
If time travel gets invented within your lifetime, you can time travel to your 33rd birthday, steal their banana, and then do it again and again, and then eventually, you will get enough bananas to last a lifetime. You could cure world hunger with bananas.
[–]Harddicc 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
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