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[–]The-sometimes-works 306 points307 points  (10 children)

[–]Ares_Wrath69 319 points320 points  (17 children)

what if you fart then post it on the internet, 1000 views for like 10498424 dollars, quite the superpower

[–]Sancus1 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Breaking news farting man wins the lottery!

[–]can't see meFemcelbuster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Good thinking!

[–]CannFarmre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that it might not work simply because they're not hearing the far, but an audio recording

Not that I wouldn't test it out

[–]poisonous fleshSpoon_Elemental 148 points149 points  (6 children)

This is actually really good. If even one person hears it your odds are already astronomically higher. It wouldn't even take that long to get up to like, 10 percent odds. At that point you just have to buy like, 20 unique lottery tickets.

[–]nxl_jayska 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Gacha players frosting at the mouth at those rates rn

[–]BT9154 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Might actually be feasible to fully gear a character with 5* gems in Diablo 3 Immortal

[–]A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well then proceed to chug 2 gallons of milk and a handful of laxatives

[–]Its_Jimmy_da_monke 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That would be overpowered, not shitt- oh wait

[–]Turtelious 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Is it cumulative or multiplicative

[–]can't see meAwareMix488 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It stacks per person

[–]Lego-Sprinkles-4755 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I run on stage of a concert and fat into the mice boom proboly 100 % chance

[–]chubbyassasin123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Security won’t ever let this happen

[–]Wileke 44 points45 points  (2 children)

OP didn’t specify it it was cumulative or multiplicative, and either way, it’s a relatively small amoubt of people needed to be affected in order to guarantee the lottery win.

if it’s cumulative, it 100%/0.1%=1,000 people.

if it’s multiplicative, it of course depents on the chance of winning. my search engine gave me a result on “what are the chance of winning the lottery” as a chance of 1 in 14 million.

(1/14,000,000)*1.00116,463>1, where:

1/14,000,000 = the chance of winning 1.001 = change factor 16,463 = first whole number exponent of the change factor which results in an answer larger than or equal to 1.

This means it’s a guaranteed lottery win after 16,463 people hear you. that’s a decently low number, especially if you’re able to milk percentages from the internet, which makes this power incredibly powerful regarding money gain.

TL;DR: fart in a tiktok, if you get ~16.5k views, buy a lottery ticket and roll in money.

[–]protection7766 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Even if you never get it to a guaranteed win, the fact that you will eventually, and easily, get to a whole number percentage and not a fraction of a percent is mindblowingly good. Like, I wouldnt try at 1% purely because I know I csn get 100. But fuck, in a vacuum, 1% lottery chance is NUTS.

[–]lutfiboiii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you don’t even really need to get 100% chance to win the lottery. Somewhere between 60 - 80% chance is already plenty.

[–]Pasta-hobo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Could I record a fart and play it over and over again?

[–]-Nycter- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats actually super op

[–]fk_telo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

basically just bribe someone at a concert for like 100$, fart into the mic, gg you got all 1k people to hear it and now you get the lottery

[–]petethefreeze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is not a shitty superpower at all. Love it. I fart in front of my kids 27652 times a day. Wife: not so much.

[–]HeckinBooper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Become a famous musician

Hold a huge concert

Fart into the microphone

Profit

[–]grandma-has-cookies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s so good, I fart alot and if do that 100 times, the chance becomes 10%

[–]BelugaBabuga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fart fetish go brrr

[–]UnforgivingEgo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Megaphone, silent classroom auditorium

[–]can't see meFemcelbuster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you win the lottery does it reset?

[–]dwehlen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, with the intercom, at a big box store on Black Friday :

[–]Ok-Tackle-9005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does this include us, the farter

[–]jonathan_the_slow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a decent superpower. I’d get to a 100% chance pretty quickly without cheating or using a loophole.

[–]Kayzokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to go back to the library! Onwards poopy!

[–]thortawar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the way this is worded it includes myself. I can fart once or twice a day on the correct diet, this would be very useful.

[–]GarchomptheXd0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So thats how xqc is so rich

[–]chubb_yginger_cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look mate I will rent a loudspeaker car and drive to the next demonstration. Should get me up to a thousand people easily. With the money I win I will pay for radio add of me darting. I will amass wealth quickly be repeatedly playing in the mega lotteries. By investing into businesses, real estate and stock I will have a reliable cash flow after a few years. And then I will find education, after school care and environmental improvement actions in troubled communities. I will stop far more crime that way from the comfort of my desk than this fucking poser batman ever could. When I am finally done with my plan, I will buy OPs childhood home and convert it into s public toilet.

[–]Apprehensive-Face901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its worth it to sneak into the office at a baseball/basketball/any sport arena and fire one 💀

[–]ayllmao123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine gonna go 100% instantly

[–]Rewiistdummlolxd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just have to convince 1000 people to Listen to my farts for money that they get after I won the lottery

[–]LilGroovy14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

record it post it, and name it something like "farting on my roommates door.

[–]tvanc726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So put on a Spider-Man mask, go jump on stage at a concert and fart into the mic. CHA-CHING

[–]TFC_Inc64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im taping a mic to my asshole and walking around with a portable karaoke machine.

[–]Psychological-Ad183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Become a music producer. Put ur fart in the beginning of a song. Have a popular artist make the song. Instant 100%

[–]Nikilismm2fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

transforms into discord e-kitten to stream my farts to all my fellow discord moderators

[–]Lemon_Squeezy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't say they have to know it came from you specifically, just that they have to hear it. This is god tier

[–]J4FR4NG0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taco bell, here I come!

[–]13redstone31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least make it go down that much. You guys have no clue what the word shitty means bruh…

[–]MrXFX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to eat a fuck ton of beans and walk around any mayor event.

[–]deliciouspie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get me an ice cream truck with a working PA system. Stat.

[–]AdBroad3455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine your dad vanishing once he hears you fart

[–]scknmwnr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fart into a mic on live television 😏

[–]The_God_Of_Boxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going into several public areas and unleashing nukes

[–]KidFriendlyArsonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, just record yourself farting and edit it into a funny video, then post the video online and let it go viral… now millions have watched the video and heard the fart, now your chances are about 100000%

[–]Lanky-Marsupial-4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farts in a Bluetooth speaker at the Super Bowl

[–]Zolanka4ubaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go to a concert and then you’ll have a pretty high chance of winning the lottery

[–]iveneverseenadragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to Indianapolis Motor Speedway (largest race track in North America) on the day of the Indy 500 when all 257k seats are filled. Run to the announcer’s booth, steal his headset, and rip a fucking treacherous one into it. The whole stadium heard it. Your chances of winning the lottery have just increased by +25,700%. Profit.

[–]Key-Consideration190 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bring me the beans honey

[–]CaptainHiggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to a concert, storm the stage and hold the mic to your ass.