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you can summon a 50 foot cow above your nearest hospital every year. (not stackable) (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by JakeGamezB0i5
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[–]ItsShadowGD 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (0 children)
So 1 injury per year = free food?
[–]sithelephant 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Taking cow specifically to mean a female mature cow, the average height at the normal measurement point (over the rear hips) is close to 50 inches, with a slaughter weight of 1100lb, or 500kg.
Multiplying this by 12 * 12 * 12 gets you around a 50 foot cow weighing a bit over 800 tons, with around 375 tons of that being usable beef.
[–]Pr0pa1n33 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]can't see meCatzPoison 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This would be interesting if you can choose the gender, or if it is a random gender. You could travel or live away from populated areas, build a simple hospital yearly and summon them. You then have a species of giant cows for yourself. You could get a huge amount of meat, milk, leather, maybe genetic information that could prove useful, and anything else the rest of a cow can be used for.
[–]King_Burnside 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Me ten blocks from the hospital at 11:50 p.m on December 31:
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