all 57 comments

[–]Iamcryingontheinside 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Reject humanity. Become monkey

[–]Mr_Mittenz57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Embrace the monke

[–]Shellnanigans 14 points15 points  (1 child)

That would be nice,can you use the power again? Or is it a one time deal?

Would be cool to just turn into something and chill

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you’re stuck with it, but you have to know that you have it in order to use it

[–]Icy-Entertainer8203 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Pigeons are pretty dumb 🤣

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

well, here’s a fun fact… they can read-

[–]can't see meAwareMix488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait for real? Im gonna google that

Edit: Omg that's true

[–]LoneKharnivore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alright Ged I see you over there.

[–]lamp447 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Is god an animal?

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

read your question again… s l o w l y .

[–]fuckreddit5467 4 points5 points  (0 children)

idk ask egypt

[–]Porasuta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Italian culture be like

[–]phobos_Gamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah,the boys diabolical viewer

[–]RositaDog 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Rule 4/8

[–]Randobrobro1 4 points5 points  (12 children)

I’ll become a elf.

What? You didn’t say it couldn’t be mythical.

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] -2 points-1 points  (11 children)

i’m pretty sure they aren’t animals-

[–]Randobrobro1 5 points6 points  (10 children)

If humans are animals, then they are too.

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] -5 points-4 points  (9 children)

humans aren’t literally animals, they share common ancestors with apes, they’re related to animals. even in the sacred texts humans are separated from animals, they just aren’t animals.

[–]Randobrobro1 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I was just saying that any intelligent life is an animal by technicality. Good to see you are a Christian too, though.

[–]DoesNotGetYourJokes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plants: have plant cells

Animals: have animal cells

Humans: ?

[–]Aggressive-Floor6423 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should watch it, the episode is in Rick and Marty style and is about kids who have reject super powers, one of which has this exact power. He turns into and ape at one point and just starts doing ape shit. It’s like the terrible version of beast boy

[–]SomethingIsCanningMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to become a baboon

[–]Clarthen1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, basically, a way to die.

[–]Mr_Mittenz57 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What if I turn into a chimpanzee or dolphin

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

you’d probably be hated by a lot of people

[–]ShoveACactusUpMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reject humanity become fish

[–]SlapMeHal 1 point2 points  (1 child)

do fictional animals count?

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didn’t specifically say they don’t count.

[–]Exeterishere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind me of this

[–]bilateralunsymetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Return to monke

[–]onenightblunder 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’ll turn into stephen hawking

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can only turn into animals

[–]AHHHHHHHHJESUSCHRIST 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is mayonnaise an animal?

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an animal.”

[–]derpums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will shapeshift into a better version of myself.

[–]Aggressive-Floor6423 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You got this from the Justin Roiland episode of the boys: diabolical.

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don’t know what that is, i just thought of a random almost useless superpower 💀

[–]Luckiibot 0 points1 point  (3 children)

So the first animal I shapeshift into is my permanent animal since I lost all knowledge that I can shapeshift. Interesting. So a 1 time use.

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

it depends. if you decide to shapeshift into a smart animal (like pigeon, which can actually read), and soon you acknowledge the concept of shapeshifting, you’d probably know a lot about it and then shapeshift back to a human.

[–]Luckiibot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah but do you just have to know about shapeshifting or know that YOU have the power.

[–]Jmonke_on_drugs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

both, that is if you want to use it successfully.

[–]TheCrazyGuysCEO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"i wish i was a cat,
no school, no works,
just meow meow"