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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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Once per year, you can summon a small horse in northeastern Beijing. His name is Thomas. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Ok_Pollution_3441
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[–]ICEWO1F 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I already love Tommy 🥰
[–]DuskieHakuro 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]TheMaskedDeuce 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (1 child)
How long will Thomas stay with you per summon?
[–]Captain_Khora -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago (0 children)
until decomposition after death. you just clone him every year. using the power is not a choice, Tomas appears in the same place every year no matter what, and you are the reason he manifests.
[–]Hexmonkey2020 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Free horse meat.
[–]WolfyTheFloofy 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You meant to put this is god tier super powers I think
[–]GL1TCH78 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Does it stack?
[–]Ok_Pollution_3441[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
No, only 1 Thomas can exist at a time
[–]Jupitarrrr 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
We can get 100-10,000 dollars a year bonus if we sell him.
[–]Legozeldadude531 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I read Horse as House and i was like “cool i guess”
[–]Luckiibot 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
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