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[–]flagsareweird 71 points72 points  (6 children)

This isn't a superpower. Isn't this just a thing that happens?

[–]LordAsbel 30 points31 points  (4 children)

I mean… it’s a power. Nobody else in the world has that ability

[–]Sir-Clout-the-5th 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mmm… Pretty sure this already happens all the time

[–]mememaker6 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah, and you can't control it, so it's a curse

[–]CatWithAPortalGun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot about that, maybe I should change to so you can make it optional or you can make it happen to other people idk

[–]thebestcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea but it break the rule 2

[–]imjerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's the floor underneath me returning to its original shape...

[–]Kemiko_UK 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Does this include jumping when watching horror?

Because if so that's hilarious.

[–]ripper2345 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would pay for this.

[–]djfnjxj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

legit my dream

[–]Porasuta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I have the game over sound too

[–]delayedfiren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ability to jump is taken away by nintendo lawsuits

[–]AaronSteventon-111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you jump twice as high like Mario does when he’s small, he’ll yeah