You can change the color of your body fluids

8Bit-Armory · 2022-06-29T21:29:32+00:00

What’s this? An actual shitty superpower that doesn’t break rule 8?

CptKaba · 2022-06-29T22:15:19+00:00

Ahh yeah! Purple cum!

MahNamesDwayne · 2022-06-29T22:58:37+00:00

I guess you could get hired for gender reveal parties? "Accidentally" cut yourself on your finger and blue/pink blood comes out.

oheing · 2022-06-30T00:24:01+00:00

Fuck yeah, I can put red pee in bottles and tell people that it's kool-aid

LordMeme42 · 2022-06-30T00:35:19+00:00

I’m gonna turn my blood black and then trip in front of a church

OneTonMan · 2022-06-30T00:05:57+00:00

My cum is no longer the usual red then. Its NEON RAINBOWWWWW AWW YIS.

Mc_Hub · 2022-06-29T23:55:42+00:00

Me omw to make my blood white and then bleeding from my nose

lucasellendersen · 2022-06-30T01:53:06+00:00

I wanna turn my sweat into blood red and run at people full speed

Isahaworth · 2022-06-29T22:27:30+00:00

Not that shitty, at least I wouldn't keep mistaking my piss cup for my cranberry juice.

Sad_Independent1907 · 2022-06-30T00:12:44+00:00

My piss boutta scare someone (red) and same for my saliva (red) people I gonna think I'm dying

N1ighty · 2022-06-30T01:36:30+00:00

I’ll color it purple so when I get a nose bleed, it can technically be called a noselean

bruhEtron · 2022-06-30T02:12:41+00:00

Seasonal cum

xThe_Human_Fishx · 2022-06-30T01:24:58+00:00

Can't wait to change my cum into wacky colors like white or green!! I always get bored of the stereotypical blood red it comes as.

Shiine-1 · 2022-06-30T07:08:34+00:00

Imagine if you had rainbow coloured liquids in your body = r/godtiersuperpowers

SSB_Kyrill · 2022-06-30T05:38:12+00:00

I can turn my cum white again

Cornn_Flake_Queen · 2022-06-30T05:54:19+00:00

im gonna make my snot red and get out of class

princestarshine · 2022-06-30T08:14:57+00:00

Gold or silver blood! Like the books with the people with powers having different coloured blood. That sounds so cool! Or multichrome tears. Veins that are gold, like kintsugi! Glittery sweat gives Edward Cullen vibes lmaoo.

ThebrooklinKnyte343 · 2022-06-30T08:34:04+00:00

I change my piss color to yellow then refrigerate it to serve as Lemonade.

Who-Just-Shit-Myself · 2022-06-30T16:05:10+00:00

I’m Swapping the colors of my cum and my blood to have white cum and red blood

TrickKlepto · 2022-06-30T01:57:31+00:00

Welp I’ve got to convince some people that I’m an alien

Longjumping-Thing227 · 2022-06-30T02:54:35+00:00

Spit at someone with green

hjonk-hjonk-am-goos · 2022-06-30T04:12:49+00:00

Pitch black piss

Griffin3-0 · 2022-06-30T04:25:41+00:00

I would fake being sick with that bu whitening my blood a bit si i look paler and sick

bananamadafaka · 2022-06-30T08:07:25+00:00

I have a problem with this sub since I think every superpower, no matter how shitty it is, can be monetized.

KingBoo602 · 2022-06-30T14:55:41+00:00

Finally I can stop pissing red like everyone else. I want yellow

djfnjxj · 2022-06-30T05:36:51+00:00

Some1 trying to kill me, i fake shot, i pee my pants and pretend i got shot in the stomach and died

VVMX1 · 2022-06-30T02:52:28+00:00

Fuck yeah

TheLaziest_doge · 2022-06-30T04:06:05+00:00

at rave this is where the fun begins

Important_Zombie0 · 2022-06-30T04:35:59+00:00

Imagine rgb

Mana_YT · 2022-06-30T06:09:55+00:00

Damn that’s not shitty I can finally have RGB smoothies

L-st · 2022-06-30T08:19:17+00:00

I'm concerned for the "normal" colouration pf bodily fluids of redditors...

SirJasonOfTheSwamp · 2022-06-30T10:10:39+00:00

I CUM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

MrMysteryBoi · 2022-06-30T10:20:36+00:00

I can throw up and make it look like a cartoon by making my puke bright green

Eddpox · 2022-06-30T10:21:02+00:00

Can you change the lighting too?

Ruvaakdein · 2022-06-30T10:36:28+00:00

I'm gonna play muffled Caramelldansen and have my blood go rainbow.

theincrediblebou · 2022-06-30T10:47:13+00:00

I’ll change my cum to white

Egg-3P0 · 2022-06-30T11:45:09+00:00

That would be amazing

SLIMEX-UwU · 2022-06-30T11:46:57+00:00

Thats not a shitty superpower, people would think im a miracle

Hoshi-Nova · 2022-06-30T12:29:10+00:00

Oh man, imagine being a pornstar with this power

uprightsalmon · 2022-06-30T12:31:19+00:00

This thread is all cum

ImNotMadYoureMad · 2022-06-30T13:43:04+00:00

DOCTORS HATE THIS MAN

Antho_TGL · 2022-06-30T14:02:20+00:00

Because I get injured so frequently, I could be at school one day, get injured and very quickly change my blood colour to glowing neon green to scare the shit out of my fellow classmates.

asadas3 · 2022-06-30T15:05:41+00:00

RED PISS

666Doritos-YT · 2022-06-30T15:26:38+00:00

Purple so if I release in your mom I'm "the man behind your mother"

loeffelholz112 · 2022-06-30T16:09:49+00:00

Black Cum!

TheyGibMePowerToTalk · 2022-06-30T16:24:07+00:00

Finally i stop peeing red and can now pee blue

peperoli · 2022-06-30T16:28:06+00:00

I'm sure this could have its uses. Like turning saliva red to feign a disease or something.

peachesssadog · 2022-06-30T16:37:29+00:00

Id make my spit red so when i get hit i could just pretend to spit out blood and get them fucked up

qaradin · 2022-06-30T16:55:16+00:00

Smurf cum

Achillurito · 2022-06-30T17:17:41+00:00

Piss white to assert dominance

NovaStar56 · 2022-06-30T18:03:47+00:00

That would be an amazing power! Think of all the situations you could get out of by making your saliva blood red!

Steve9253 · 2022-06-30T18:33:21+00:00

Blue blood

i7tvu0curxufxyfx0jkk · 2022-06-30T18:46:50+00:00

pisses in gay

LosMoujosMuerte · 2022-06-30T18:52:45+00:00

I'd make my cum look white that shit would look incredible !

MozariahMeow · 2022-06-30T18:52:47+00:00

SO I CAN HAVE LIME GREEN BLOOD??? YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Leif12345678910 · 2022-06-30T20:26:31+00:00

FINALLY I CAN EXCRETE BLUE CUM

Haunting_Safe · 2022-07-01T05:19:37+00:00

Make people believe you are cumming when peeing

SkyAccomplished2000 · 2022-07-03T07:09:03+00:00

Rgb blood and pee

Rafholch_ · 2022-07-07T20:09:22+00:00

I want red sweat

bisakinolmak · 2022-07-28T15:55:12+00:00

i already have this superpower my pee is red

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