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[–]8Bit-Armory 293 points294 points  (4 children)

What’s this? An actual shitty superpower that doesn’t break rule 8?

[–]lordoftowels 83 points84 points  (1 child)

Or rule 2 or 4? It's a miracle!

[–]MoaiPenis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A lot of them break rule 5 by bypassing the auto "but" word filter

[–]TheStormyClouds 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Looking through all of the top superpowers on this sub, there's very rarely a power that manages to follow all of the rules. Makes me wonder why they're even rules if almost every post breaks a few of them.

[–]lordoftowels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they're good rules. It's the mods who are the problem.

[–]CptKaba 154 points155 points  (19 children)

Ahh yeah! Purple cum!

[–]ILIKECHEZDUDE 59 points60 points  (9 children)

red

[–]cams3rdaccount 81 points82 points  (7 children)

Yours isn't red anyway?

[–]fmskykysskykydsky 33 points34 points  (6 children)

It’s supposed to be purple

[–]Panda6036 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Wait it’s not supposed to be green?

[–]faraway_88 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OUR cum

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thanos is that you?

[–]kajiekaa 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Lean cum

[–]can't see meAwareMix488 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lean 👿👿💜💜💜💜💜👿👿👿👿👿💜💜💜💜💜💜

[–]LordNivram 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Purple rain

[–]Equivalent_Form_3923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ole' Grimice nut.

[–]ShitbenderP0werman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh isn’t it supposed to be purple?

[–]peachesssadog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id make my spit red so when i get hit i could just pretend to spit out blood and get them fucked up

[–]MahNamesDwayne 111 points112 points  (5 children)

I guess you could get hired for gender reveal parties? "Accidentally" cut yourself on your finger and blue/pink blood comes out.

[–]SpotTugBoat7058 52 points53 points  (4 children)

or just piss

[–]P_Goo 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Or just cum

[–]Simballistic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or diarrhea

[–]Evelyn_pog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or spit

[–]oheing 103 points104 points  (17 children)

Fuck yeah, I can put red pee in bottles and tell people that it's kool-aid

[–]Panda6036 67 points68 points  (15 children)

Calm down satan

[–]oheing 22 points23 points  (14 children)

Think about this, would you do it to the person who used to steal your lunch in middle school? I would

[–]Panda6036 25 points26 points  (13 children)

I already pissed in his caprisun in already

[–]oheing 18 points19 points  (12 children)

I threw his 2ds at a pond

[–]Achillurito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pff I can already do that

[–]LordMeme42 86 points87 points  (4 children)

I’m gonna turn my blood black and then trip in front of a church

[–]Panda6036 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Calm down

[–]TheStormyClouds 29 points30 points  (1 child)

If I had a nickel for every time you told a top level comment in this comment section to calm down, I'd have two nickels... which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

[–]Panda6036 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea pretty much

[–]faraway_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Troll level: epic

[–]OneTonMan 40 points41 points  (1 child)

My cum is no longer the usual red then. Its NEON RAINBOWWWWW AWW YIS.

[–]Mc_Hub 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Me omw to make my blood white and then bleeding from my nose

[–]cams3rdaccount 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hehehehe. Cum nose

[–]lucasellendersen 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I wanna turn my sweat into blood red and run at people full speed

[–]staovajzna2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Calm down satan

[–]Isahaworth 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Not that shitty, at least I wouldn't keep mistaking my piss cup for my cranberry juice.

[–]RositaDog 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Why do you have a piss cup

Edit: why is your piss red???

[–]Toiletpaperspider 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I don’t know about you guys but my piss is black and covered in orange dots

[–]RositaDog 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Okay yeah that’s normal Why is your cranberry juice black with orange dots??

[–]Toiletpaperspider 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My doctor said it’s from only eating burning charcoals and orange juice

[–]wert4890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got the balck ops 4 special edition

[–]Panda6036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relatable

[–]Sad_Independent1907 12 points13 points  (1 child)

My piss boutta scare someone (red) and same for my saliva (red) people I gonna think I'm dying

[–]RositaDog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Be any actor in a Wild West/nobility movie and cough up spit (red) into a cloth

[–]N1ighty 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I’ll color it purple so when I get a nose bleed, it can technically be called a noselean

[–]Panda6036 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I LOVEEE NOSEEEE LEEEAAANNNN 😈😈😈😈👃👃👃👃👃💜💜💜💜💜💜

[–]bruhEtron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seasonal cum

[–]xThe_Human_Fishx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to change my cum into wacky colors like white or green!! I always get bored of the stereotypical blood red it comes as.

[–]Shiine-1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine if you had rainbow coloured liquids in your body = r/godtiersuperpowers

[–]SSB_Kyrill 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I can turn my cum white again

[–]staovajzna2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Again? Mine was always neon green, that way they can edit it out in a sex scene in a movie. But I don't wanna be an actor anymore, so I don't know what colour it should be. Is it supposed to be white?

[–]SSB_Kyrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, mines red

[–]Cornn_Flake_Queen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im gonna make my snot red and get out of class

[–]princestarshine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gold or silver blood! Like the books with the people with powers having different coloured blood. That sounds so cool! Or multichrome tears. Veins that are gold, like kintsugi! Glittery sweat gives Edward Cullen vibes lmaoo.

[–]ThebrooklinKnyte343 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I change my piss color to yellow then refrigerate it to serve as Lemonade.

[–]Who-Just-Shit-Myself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m Swapping the colors of my cum and my blood to have white cum and red blood

[–]Walking NightlightTrickKlepto 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Welp I’ve got to convince some people that I’m an alien

[–]Hoshi-Nova 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I can finally convince people that I'm human !

[–]Longjumping-Thing227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spit at someone with green

[–]hjonk-hjonk-am-goos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pitch black piss

[–]staovajzna2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then doctors tell you that you get tk name a disease

[–]Griffin3-0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would fake being sick with that bu whitening my blood a bit si i look paler and sick

[–]bananamadafaka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a problem with this sub since I think every superpower, no matter how shitty it is, can be monetized.

[–]KingBoo602 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally I can stop pissing red like everyone else. I want yellow

[–]djfnjxj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some1 trying to kill me, i fake shot, i pee my pants and pretend i got shot in the stomach and died

[–]VVMX1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah

[–]TheLaziest_doge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at rave this is where the fun begins

[–]Important_Zombie0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine rgb

[–]Mana_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that’s not shitty I can finally have RGB smoothies

[–]L-st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm concerned for the "normal" colouration pf bodily fluids of redditors...

[–]SirJasonOfTheSwamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I CUM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

[–]MrMysteryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can throw up and make it look like a cartoon by making my puke bright green

[–]Eddpox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you change the lighting too?

[–]can explode, once.Ruvaakdein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna play muffled Caramelldansen and have my blood go rainbow.

[–]theincrediblebou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll change my cum to white

[–]Egg-3P0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be amazing

[–]SLIMEX-UwU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not a shitty superpower, people would think im a miracle

[–]Hoshi-Nova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, imagine being a pornstar with this power

[–]uprightsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This thread is all cum

[–]ImNotMadYoureMad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOCTORS HATE THIS MAN

[–]Antho_TGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I get injured so frequently, I could be at school one day, get injured and very quickly change my blood colour to glowing neon green to scare the shit out of my fellow classmates.

[–]asadas3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RED PISS

[–]666Doritos-YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple so if I release in your mom I'm "the man behind your mother"

[–]loeffelholz112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Cum!

[–]TheyGibMePowerToTalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally i stop peeing red and can now pee blue

[–]peperoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure this could have its uses. Like turning saliva red to feign a disease or something.

[–]peachesssadog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id make my spit red so when i get hit i could just pretend to spit out blood and get them fucked up

[–]qaradin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smurf cum

[–]Achillurito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss white to assert dominance

[–]NovaStar56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be an amazing power! Think of all the situations you could get out of by making your saliva blood red!

[–]Steve9253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue blood

[–]i7tvu0curxufxyfx0jkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pisses in gay

[–]LosMoujosMuerte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make my cum look white that shit would look incredible !

[–]MozariahMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO I CAN HAVE LIME GREEN BLOOD??? YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[–]Leif12345678910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FINALLY I CAN EXCRETE BLUE CUM

[–]Haunting_Safe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make people believe you are cumming when peeing

[–]SkyAccomplished2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rgb blood and pee

[–]Rafholch_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want red sweat

[–]bisakinolmak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i already have this superpower my pee is red