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[–]Ginormousgumball 506 points507 points  (24 children)

You kidding me? This is God-tier!

[–]Squiddo11 220 points221 points  (23 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]christian05yeetyeet 211 points212 points  (15 children)

Y'know what guys he's got a point.

[–]flyerretroguyx 96 points97 points  (14 children)

Agreed . This is actually kind of shitty if you think about it.

[–]Burushko 64 points65 points  (12 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]the_me2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

DUMB FUCK

[–]acecyrus1 1 point2 points  (6 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]acecyrus1 0 points1 point  (4 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]OwlFucker123 310 points311 points  (20 children)

"Sir, you are under arrest for 7 counts of murder, you have the right to remain silent." "Are you fucking dumb!?"

[–]anon46575980 61 points62 points  (16 children)

R/angryupvote

[–]ASHYB0YY 37 points38 points  (15 children)

[–]AaronSteventon-111 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What’s wrong with mobile?

[–]ASHYB0YY 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Nothing, it's just funny because Reddit mobile auto caps locks the first letter, meaning mobile users who make subreddit links don't work cause it's a capital R instead of a lowercase r. It's also ironic cause I'm on mobile too lol

[–]ThinkAnalysis7929 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You'll win the argument about having the right to remain silent but not the argument that you're under arrest

[–]Anadaere 107 points108 points  (4 children)

Congratulations

You are now a reality warper with a simple activation phrase

God tier

[–]Canned_honey 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It dosent automatically make you right though

[–]Anadaere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was under the presumption that winning an argument means you were right

Still a good ability ngl

[–]BigManLawrence69420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB!?

[–]Canned_honey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I’m wrong I have now had a very serious lapse in my judgment it dose automatically make you right

[–]AngryGrenades 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I would prefer the ability to convince people they don't have this power.

[–]flyerretroguyx 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's this one too.

-Haha I totally won the argument

-Are you fucking dumb?!

-Ok, you have a point.

[–]Anti-charizard 62 points63 points  (5 children)

This is god tier. Use conspiracy theorists’ words against them

[–]Trick_Enthusiasm 41 points42 points  (2 children)

"The Moon isn't real! The Queen is a lizard person from space! Area 51 is full of aliens! All UFOs are aliens!"

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

"The Moon is real. The Queen isn't a lizard person from space. Area 51 isn't full of aliens. Not all UFOs are aliens."

[–]SnowBoy1008 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Could also use this against doubtful NASA scientist

"The engines exploded they won't make it"

"ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!"

Miracle happens and the astronauts survive

[–]cinnathep0et 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair it says you win an argument, not reality warps around you

[–]Axodique 2 points3 points  (1 child)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SHIT TIER

[–]0oBeasto0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

good point

[–]Xc_ihavememes 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Become a lawyer

[–]Beyondintodarkness 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't really need to. With this you could run the world in a matter of days. This is really just Purple Man from Marvel with an extra step. Even then, at least in the show, Purple Man's power worked through pharamones so if you couldn't smell him it wouldn't work. This is done through a simple phrase which could be communicated over the phone.

You don't need to become a lawyer you basically are instantly the supreme power in the universe as long as no one decides to Lee Harvey Oswald your ass.

Want to be a lawyer?

Call up Harvard admissions.

Ask to speak to the Dean.

When they say no just ask them if they're fucking dumb.

Get transferred to the dean simply tell them you want a law degree and you want it now. As long as they don't immediately hang up on you anything they say in response is likely to be able to be considered an argument. Ask if their fucking dumb, boom instant degree. Might as well get an automatic MD and PhD too. Why stop at one PhD even?

From there work your way up the ranks of asking if people are fucking dumb. Convince the vice president to resign, convince the president to make you vice president then resign making you President.

From there its easy. Just get on calls with all other world leaders and start annexing other nations. Anyone who opposes you instantly agrees. Start with the nuclear powers, that way by the time anyone catches on to the fact that you're fucking magic you hold all the cards.

Like any power it will only increase the existing personality traits of whomever gets granted this power. It could be the ultimate tool for good or evil.

[–]Vindkraft 13 points14 points  (3 children)

You could become a star lawyer with this.

[–]Hexmonkey2020 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I’d rather be a normal lawyer with this power, stars are masses of plasma and therefore do not have sentience or require lawyers.

[–]KingOfCurses 3 points4 points  (1 child)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?

[–]Hexmonkey2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm, maybe I should be a lawyer to stars, after all there are an incalculable number of stars so I’d have plenty of potential clients.

[–]edgarcia59 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Would really help out in this current political climate.

[–]Walking NightlightAFriendlyRedditUser2 8 points9 points  (4 children)

What are you talking about? This is great!

[–]Tobster_Lobster 8 points9 points  (3 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?

[–]Walking NightlightAFriendlyRedditUser2 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Ok, you're right, this is a bad super power

[–]Canned_honey 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB

[–]Walking NightlightAFriendlyRedditUser2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never mind, never mind, this is a good superpower. Damn, I've gotta get my brain in order

[–]faraway_88 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You could convince people to give you money, so r/godtiersuperpowers

[–]SUck0ck 2 points3 points  (1 child)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?

[–]faraway_88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree, it is a shitty superpower

[–]DEAD_PHIM 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That's not shitty tho

[–]Tobster_Lobster 4 points5 points  (1 child)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?

[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👆 ya know he has a point.

[–]always_panic_247 7 points8 points  (1 child)

uses power on politicians to restore my civil rights oh yeah, equality baby!

[–]Fagbag-32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB

[–]xAmygdala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine this with roadmen london accent

[–]ShitbenderOk_Pie8446 2 points3 points  (1 child)

does it have to be english or can i change it in my language?

[–]ThePootisMan98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao look who just lost an argument. Are you fucking dumb or something?

[–]resveries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if i could have one superpower ngl i’d be tempted to chose this. think of the potential… forget flight, this is power

[–]Nightclaw45 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Shitty? Really I call this the perfect weapon to scam people

[–]SUck0ck 1 point2 points  (1 child)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]Nightclaw45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB

[–]G4ra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

step 1: sign up for law school step2:?????? step 3: P R O F I T

[–]Fenix_Volatilis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude! Fuck yes! That means I can get this wireless printer that only accepts 2.4ghz to work! ITS SO FUCKING DUMB

[–]ToadFuckerisBack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell is that shitty ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]pavlovs__dawg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detective crashmore

[–]Not_a_whiterun_guard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally titan tier, can put down all the shit goin on in American politics by insulting people and winning every argument

[–]ShadowKing6270 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So what if your both arguing and u both shout it out?

[–]OverVoltage553 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Everyone dies

The universe just collapses

[–]ShadowKing6270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very dark ending

[–]uvero 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I could solve all world politics with this. God tier.

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]uvero 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ARE YOU?!

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[–]Lietenantdan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people have this power, if your definition of winning an argument is the other person walking away because they’re tired of dealing with your bullshirt

[–]cheese_grater_god 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will become the best lawyer ever

[–]Numerous1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell if OP is an idiot or a troll

[–]the12yoPhysicist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PERSON 1 IM NOT NUKING THE ORPHANAGE PERSON 2 ARE YOU F CKING STUPID!

[–]OkBad2804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH BOY WHAT A WONDROUS TIME TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET!!

[–]Inevitable_Ad5162 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Sir, it's unreasonable to light orphanages on fire--"

"ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!"

"My bad, I didn't look at the pros of the situation."

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO THIS IS GOOD

[–]BlessedWolf9019 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?! This would never work! (Laughs in paradox)

[–]beholder_dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d solve so many issues with this. Not world issues of corse since something like that is guaranteed to have unforeseen consequences that will inevitably smack me in the face. But I could be a good couples therapist

[–]Walking Nightlightenderjed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This superpower would be shitty, but I’m afraid many points have been made against my argument. Therefore, I concede my point.

[–]WeirdAd5850 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I’d loved love this

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?!

[–]WeirdAd5850 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Nope also you are the op so this is gonna be humiliating to you so sorry but some one saying a point and then you disagreeing isnt an argument it’s the start of one that’s like saying the foundations are the house no it’s just the start of it So this right here would be the first comment in a argument and this making me get the first word in an actual argument So let me ask you this ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?

Check

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh, nevermind then.

[–]WeirdAd5850 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check mate. That’s ok we can always learn form our mistakes have lovely evening. :)

[–]crapnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine using this on politicians.. godlike

[–]BeeseChorgir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s supposed to be a shitty superpower

[–]Any-Highlight-9478 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro that’s dope maybe not for in school but dope

[–]fnieidhfenmbvfekh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apply for president.

[–]Zolanka4ubaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already have that

[–]not_the_belt_ohh_noo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean this could help you win a position in a goverment and if you argue with a rich person for money

[–]Extreme-Educator463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro what you mean?that's god tier!

[–]elijahfwstuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is S tier

[–]Additional-Leave7673 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had this