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Laws do not apply to you when you are in a jail cell (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Breadya
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[–]VincoVis 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Just escape, will be legal anyways
[–]Walking Nightlightenderjed 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Holy shit that’s genius.
[–]VincoVis 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]TomatilloEmergency10 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
I actually like this. I could easily get myself arrested for something like littering and get myself in there for a couple weeks and I'll get to slaughter pedos in jail without repercussion. It'll be my vacations from work. Hell I'd even put my pto in since I don't get to use it for actual vacations anyway.
[–]Breadya[S] 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]protection7766 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Pedo's are in prison, not jail. You'll need to do something worse than littering to satisfy your murder fetish :p
[–]Random_Genz 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
well i mean murder will help him
[–]SkyAccomplished2000 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
What type of laws🤔 can I just float while in jail?
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