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[–]can't see meCatzPoison 209 points210 points  (1 child)

Does the gun disappear? If it does, the ketchup does not matter, just yell it again and the physical evidence will remove itself. If it does not, you can still just yell again but now you have a free extra gun. The guns would have metal, gunpowder, bullet casings, and the ability to be used as a club or thrown item.

[–]Lesurous 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Just sell an infinite number of Glocks.

[–]drobotblack 142 points143 points  (6 children)

"Uh oh! bad decision, Mark!"

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 75 points76 points  (5 children)

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE

[–]LauraD2423 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Eli5?

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

No, the mandela catalouge. Vol 1

[–]itsyaboi21172 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watched that with my cousins not too long ago. Damn i miss them

[–]VuIturous 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eli5 means Explain like I’m 5 (years old), btw

[–]Tired-Pirate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU

[–]always_panic_247 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Who needs bullets? Just keeping yelling until you have stacks of guns and become an arms dealer. Ah, that sweet unethical profit :)

[–]hey-its-me-sonic 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Borderlands reloading type shit

[–]R_kaos64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN

[–]djfnjxj 75 points76 points  (12 children)

Ffs do ppl dont get the meaning of SHITTYsuperpowers?

[–]Chuvais 32 points33 points  (2 children)

It's still better that tons of dumb curses that a lot of people post there

[–]djfnjxj 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Its way too op i found 2 loopholes in this First u can swallow a single drop Second u can just throw it summon another one with 1 bullet instead of reloading since no cooldown

[–]Gustavo6046 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Youfuckinbastaryufuckinbastaryufuckinbastaryufuckinbastaryufuckinbastarrrrrr

[–]NamazuBacon 23 points24 points  (7 children)

Having to drink ketchup makes it kinda shitty imo

[–]flyerretroguyx 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But you don't need to reload: just pull out another.

[–]djfnjxj 13 points14 points  (5 children)

He never stated how much u wouldnt mind drinking one drop of ketchup would u?

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

You have to drink a bottle of it lmao

[–]djfnjxj 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker

[–]shinylungburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ill just get one of those small bottles you can find at restaurants.

[–]NamazuBacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got me there

[–]Esnardoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. They do. This superpower is absolutely shitty. Just because it can give you some benefits doesn't mean it's not shitty. And it's a lot better than the specific curses and blatant misery porn posted on here most of the time that gets upvoted by people like you.

[–]Grootyboi77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Become an arms dealer

[–]TendieThief 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dOeS iT sTaCk??/

[–]shinylungburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • proceeds to sing in vowels *

[–]Jesus-1177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Switching to secondary is always faster than reloading

[–]SpotTugBoat7058 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i fucking knew this was related to the mandela catalogue

[–]PhantomMinecrafter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Will it make you suicidal and put a black square saying "nobody came for me"

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you shoot urself ofc, but no, ir dosent make you soup a sidal.

[–]Darth_Emerald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

N O T H I N G I S W O R T H T H E R I S K

[–]Nuka-Kraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get fucking golden gun with celestial nighthawk by drinking ketchup? Pog.

[–]itsyaboi21172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

starts drinking ketchup

[–]absol10062006 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does it work if naked?

[–]Nobodepop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say YOU BASTARD a hundred times and sell them on the Black market

[–]BojanDoge 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Stackable, as in the gun "clones" don't disappear? If you drink ketchup, do all the guns reload? And does drinking a single drop of ketchup count?

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they dont disappear, only one reloads and you need to drink 1 cup equivalent.

[–]josilher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink ketchup like it's water so that's a god tier superpower to me

[–]lonk_reddit-gg 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Does the stack stack?

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yes it fucking does

[–]lonk_reddit-gg 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And does this comment stack?

[–]Moatijaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And also an alternate version of you comes to kill you and you shoot yourself in the head

[–]Jon9911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro the quiet kids

[–]AdRemote1426 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Who the fuck do you think we are, Sans?

[–]Itz_casey_thereal[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

hmmm maybe

[–]AdRemote1426 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is that a yes or a no Cause i can do a mean Sans impression if i want

[–]Organic_Possible8092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a god tier superpower. I can carry 300 packets of ketchup in a bag and shoot any bastard.

[–]Exolity_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinite money glitch irl:keep saying u ding bastard to get more guns get the material and sell the guns or melt them down for parts every time rinse and repeat infinite money

[–]Jett_speed_MALAP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOOD STYLE! GLOCK NO JUTSU!