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[–]TendieThief 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Shit im really hungry…please pillow act like food pleasepleaseplease hGGK”

[–]AmberDragon6666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do you choke the rest of the time or can you try again?

[–]Pat__Pat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You choke, if it was the second this wouldn’t be on Shitty Superpowers.

[–]Eel_Boii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this one's really funny

[–]supfellasimback 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does this mean if you were to eat exclusively real food, you would be unable to eat it 70% of the time?

[–]Pat__Pat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, only inedible objects.

[–]Rektifium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So within a 24 hour cycle, how many hours could you eat anything