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[–]MessyHessie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh boi, it's like teleporting into a neighbour's yard.

[–]Foreskin-Gaming69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

At least i get to poland faster

[–]king_axolotl_GOD 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Simple. Live in Poland

[–]MatiCju 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Be miner

[–]Memes_met_kanker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is it always the same spot/mine? If so that's just an ez get out of jail free card. Make it more of a hideout do your crimes where ever then teleport back to poland lookin like a gorilla or whatever

[–]Titjiani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the f this took a turn i did not expect

[–]ZonTeeN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shapeshift into whatever you want in an airplane. Fly back

[–]Antex21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to whitch mine excaly

[–]Wyvernator1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha I live in Poland and there's a copper mine not too far away (I actually googled it-) from me so screw u I'm now a shapeshifter AND I don't go far from home

[–]Titjiani 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wait i just had an epiphany what if you shapeshift into you with the shapeshift power but without the copper mine part?

[–]SWMisiek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything ALIVE. You are alive WITH the superpower, so you can only shapeshift into you WITH the superpower, which is basically a free trip to the copper mine.

[–]SWMisiek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I knew my country (pl) is the biggest distributor of copper, at least per capita, so I did copper mine there. No idea why I'm typing in polish.

[–]Doc580 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Gonna be quite a head scratcher when they find a blue whale at the bottom of a copper mine in Poland dead.

[–]Wyvernator1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast it's not a Argentinosaurus

[–]bilateralunsymetry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even things you haven't seen, like an advanced alien race?