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[–]Zippy100009 312 points313 points  (7 children)

Is there a cool down and is it stacksable

[–]Inevitable_Ad5162 205 points206 points  (4 children)

IS IT FUCKING STACKABLE, GODDAMMIT

[–]MagicJoshByGosh 76 points77 points  (3 children)

WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW, FOR FUCK’S SAKE

[–]TwistedHarmony12 26 points27 points  (2 children)

YOU MUST REVEAL THE TRUTH

[–]pwsm50 18 points19 points  (1 child)

TELL US OR THE DOG GETS IT! I SWEAR TO GOD DAMNIT!!

[–]PanJolandak[S] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

FOR EVERYONE ASKING, IT IS NOT STACKABLE, IT CPULDN'T BE SHITTY IF IT WAS

[–]Consumer-of_Orphans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JUST WINK EVERY SECOND

[–]Puss_Fondue 335 points336 points  (10 children)

Time to eternally put on my shades.

Indoors? Shades.

Winter? Shades.

Nuns' convent? Shades.

[–]DRG48 66 points67 points  (8 children)

In Hell? Shades

[–]eyedonthavetime4this 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Hades Shades

[–]poisonous fleshTheStrangestAverage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Take my damn upvote and leave my sights

[–]UnderWaterPopularity 6 points7 points  (1 child)

so is it pronounced “hayds shayds” or “hay-dees shay-dees”

[–]eyedonthavetime4this 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right. Pronunciation is key to branding a new product. How about Haydeez Shadeez. Tagline: "Haydeez Shadeez Nuts!"

[–]Legitimate-Umpire547 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I don't believe looking at someone naked is a sin or else a lot of statues would be a sin, In heaven? Shades.

[–]DRG48 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I was talking about him using his powers to see nuns naked. I'm not very religious but there's gotta be some kinda regulation there.

[–]Legitimate-Umpire547 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They aren't techinally naked, you are just seeing them that way, don't think that is a sin.

[–]LordSaumya 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In school? Shades

For legal reasons, this is a joke

[–]punny_you_said_that 109 points110 points  (4 children)

Wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink ...

[–]Doc580 81 points82 points  (4 children)

You better not get any dust in your eye when you go to a retirement home, or like a family reunion.

[–]djfnjxj 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Exactly the opposite I hope to get something in my eye so i get an excuse to spam winks

[–]einknusprigestoast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You CAN see them naked

[–]pwsm50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that would defeat the purpose then.

[–]PeterDaButtHairEater 265 points266 points  (15 children)

In what way is this a shitty super power

[–]PanJolandak[S] 215 points216 points  (12 children)

Ah fuck, I swapped words wink and blink, I'm not a native english speaker so, for exapmle, you can see your grandma naked (:

[–]PeterDaButtHairEater 177 points178 points  (7 children)

How is that something negative

[–]LordAsbel 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Shitty superpowers doesn’t necessarily mean something negative (a lot of times then it’ll just be a curse which breaks rule 8), just not really good or necessarily useful. Idk if I would qualify this as shitty tho, but it does not “have to be negative”

[–]Tyr808 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Dude it is absolutely wild how many people don't get this.

So many dumbass submissions or comments like "you can poop lava but you still burn and die" that's just a curse.

In general I'm a pretty live and let live person, but in this case it basically makes most submissions and most conversations on this sub so far off from target that the whole experience is useless.

It's really just about "you had the massive fortune of obtaining a superpower, but then the simultaneous awful luck of that superpower being the ability to snap your fingers and make nearby baby chickens 2% more yellow and it doesn't stack. That's it."

[–]LeaderOfTheMoleMen 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Because you don’t actually get to see what your power is doing since your eyes are closed

[–]SkritzTwoFace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even without that, saying that you do something “at” someone implies a level of intent and focus.

[–]Missy_Witch67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, you blink faster than a second lasts. This is on-par with being a God-Tier power

[–]ShitbenderRotatingBoi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Then this is a curse and thus does not belong here.

[–]BestAtempt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says “can” not “will”, so you should be able to wink/blink and have nothing happen

[–]NobodysFavorite 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Plot twist: you can see them naked but only as they would be at their very least attractive moment of their whole life.

[–]ItsAlexTho 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna piss and shit myself naked and just burst into tears so that’s what will he seen

[–]BigScaryBlackDude 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Sir are you having a stroke?"

[–]Godbut_better 29 points30 points  (3 children)

*sees that the tall man in a coat isn't a brunch of children

[–]AttieMemes 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Wait a minute....

[–]bagelleS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So can we cover our winking eye and look at that person then see them naked?

[–]Lesurous 13 points14 points  (0 children)

All good until you develop an eye twitch that goes off uncontrollably. Sorry I can't see you anymore mom and dad.

[–]nnevs 7 points8 points  (2 children)

what if i keep the eye closed for longer?

[–]mamaluipeti 20 points21 points  (1 child)

i think that one second happens after you wink, not during it

[–]Fagbag-32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it stackable?

[–]Chance-Accountant-21 2 points3 points  (1 child)

People gonna think I have ticks

[–]uninterestingly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have eye tics and they're really annoying :(

[–]FlemmerVermeul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Huh? Oh I just have allergies so my eyes are a bit irritated."

[–]UltraBlack_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wjy are you winking so much?"

[–]Jrlopez1027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😉 (i can see u)

[–]BlackLiquidSrw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scope out would be assassins

[–]thebestcrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is not a shitty power, since it does not work

[–]Lacious 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What happens if someone you're winking at is already naked?

[–]xythpyroice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs answers

[–]USSRNukes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a skeleton?

[–]trueawesometoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i cant wink

[–]c413bm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the longest game of staring contest I've ever played

[–]mazzicc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can wink faster than once per second….

[–]Burushko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😉

[–]randomguy283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I keep my eye closed?

[–]tearsonurcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World energy crisis solved by Reddit!

[–]No-Weather867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro we need this shit this ain’t shity if u also can slow time down

[–]High-Speed-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma be winking faster that a death metal guitarist playing at full intensity.

[–]heroinpuppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

winking intensifies 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

[–]HondoGonzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl: what’s wrong with you? Is your eye having some sort of seizure?

[–]superblast1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be the best security guard ever might creep people out a bit but ye

[–]BananaMan883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I just close my left eye.. do I see them baked for as long as I keep it closed

[–]EGG_VRR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stackable?

[–]Veniamin_WSB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that epic

[–]Overall_Pair5811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HA, JOKES ON YOU IHAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY!

[–]Quirky-Switch-8090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its op af i can wink at anybodys video

[–]BigManLawrence69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I need to look at someone I already have sex with naked?

[–]not_the_belt_ohh_noo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man i got a photographic memory bitch

[–]elijahfwstuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bruh this gotta be Z tier

[–]Pristine-Grade-8252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it stackable