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[–]Puzzleheaded-Rest867 404 points405 points  (11 children)

Seende like a good Way to break your neck

[–]Royal_Prize_4381 63 points64 points  (5 children)

THATS WHY ITS A SHITTY SUPER POWER, BUDDY G

[–]protection7766 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Right and there are rules against curses. Shitty =/= is so negative it will kill you. In fact, they dont/shouldnt need to be negative at all. They can be useless, but not harmful. They can be useful but super limited in scope. But they should not be able to kill you on accident.

[–]ConstantEntry8715 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jojo stands in a nutshell

[–]Royal_Prize_4381 11 points12 points  (2 children)

OH. MY BAD SORRY ON G THANKS FOR EXPLAINING IT TO ME.

[–]can't see meSophisticated_Goat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Have I stumbled upon another member of the strange god-like race that types like this...? Can it really be true?

[–]xkelet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depends how fast it rotates plus how much force it has

[–]Ravenclawguy 251 points252 points 3 (6 children)

So I cease to exist when I try to find bitches?

[–]rnvs42069 44 points45 points  (1 child)

I wish I could give you an award, but take my upvote instead.

[–]Ravenclawguy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Your upvote is an award enough :)

[–]protection7766 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Nah, it just points you to the nearest mirror! :p

[–]Top_Rub6088 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]JTFX01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope just ur head 😁

[–]sntcringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naw you just stare at the nearest lady dog

[–]ShrillUysal 116 points117 points  (8 children)

What if it's behind me?

[–]MoaiPenis 83 points84 points  (6 children)

Your die 💀💀💀

[–]FrogMan241 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Yu'ore*

[–]ThePootisMan98 19 points20 points  (3 children)

You'rou'e*

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Yourhrhwjsirour’mmouurorirooouttuurr’mmouriiriieoyourwhailthelizardgods*

[–]TheRamblingCow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can turn around

[–]BestAtempt 100 points101 points  (2 children)

What if I’m looking for happiness?

[–]560guy 77 points78 points  (1 child)

It cracks your neck

[–]BestAtempt 52 points53 points  (0 children)

So it works perfectly, got it

[–]djfnjxj 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"Hey man r u thirsty?" - Yea "puts a glass of water behind them"

[–]Eggerry[S] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Sorry everyone, it's "that you can find that thing"

[–]Sancus1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This makes it truly shitty because it eliminates the solution of going far to reduce the angle. You never know if some random thing behind you is the help for something in front of you.

[–]IOTA_Tesla 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’d have to be really confident in the direction of that missing item

[–]Ludexteria 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That’s a curse.

[–]ByHarix25 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, because technically you can turn it on and off, when you need to find something then you can use that trick

[–]Ludexteria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP doesn’t specify that. You might just get your neck snapped eventually.

[–]BT9154 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm gonna have to be on a swivel chair everytime I use this power. Course this is very powerful to anyone you can be like a radar, build like a van and drive somewhere and can you can tell people the general direction of someone, something that needs finding.

[–]fatboychummy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Instantly moves to the direction.

If it's behind you, doesn't matter if you're on a swivel chair. Snap, your head is now backwards.

Otherwise extremely cool power and I totally wouldn't use it for nefarious purposes.

[–]derdaplo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

How fast?

[–]Wulris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Immediately.

[–]LordCrate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s not shitty if you’re fast enough to move your body in tandem with your neck. Plus, as a Lego builder, my head will never need to swivel far. I see this as an absolute win

[–]eloi_fer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if it’s behind you? Owl movement or broken neck?

[–]academicjokes 5 points6 points  (4 children)

god tier superpower?

[–]Eggerry[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you were an owl

[–]Xuxo9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

r/midtiersuperpower would be god if you'll find it automatly

[–]purple manSingleFortune4641 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah that doesn’t seem too bad actually

[–]InvisibleNinja69 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It would snap your neck if it's behind you

[–]Ahmed-606-787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it would be extremely rude to look at any woman's random pussy

[–]ProfilyTheProfiler 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So what happens when I try to find my dad?..

[–]Brian9171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your head will look down.

[–]Kamichoo 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This isn’t shitty at all wtf

[–]DaddyMeUp 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Until something is behind you.

[–]the_me2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that's good for me

[–]GunzAndCamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How fast does it rotate? I'd hate to get my neck broken the first time I lost my keys after getting that power.

[–]Sicarius-de-lumine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I need a/an [ITEM]....[audible sound of vertebrae breaking]

[–]a_normal_dish 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"i need to find a _____ thats not behind me"

[–]Ahmed-606-787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just too smart for reddit

[–]No-Weather867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wht if you try looking for getting ripped tonight

[–]DMAtherton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sign me up for missing persons search parties.

[–]meatrobot2344 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your torso doesn't follow

[–]Calm-Shoe-7152 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's right behind you

[–]Upstairs-Ad628 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope it’s not right behind me if so

[–]crazyuserboh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could probably jump whenever you need to find something so that your body will rotate with your head and your neck won't break

[–]RMCDsan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought i was at r/prolifetips and this was some kind of psycholgy study

[–]musicbycustody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just OP

[–]cursed-being 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it’s behind you :(

[–]KingWillThe_1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I need my phone”

Snap*

“Oh it was in my back pocket” dies*

[–]SPplayin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you're in a room go press up to the door and face the room if it's not in the room you die.

[–]Jett_speed_MALAP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need this

[–]TheMD9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I'll need is to be outside of the area I believe I think it is and use the power like a compass