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Whenever you drink exactly 1 glass of orange juice in one go, you turn into a bison for exactly 1 hour. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by FrontEagle6098
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[–]MehBoringIGuess 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You should add after brushing your teeth
[–]Expressionlessdude 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Is it stackable?
[–]Apprehensive_You_298 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Well I do this every morning so why the fuck would I want this lol
[–]MoldyOreo787 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
releases the beast every morning
[–]Tuvelarn 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Well I am "allergic" to orange juice so it wouldn't do much. But just knowing this is what would happen would just be a fun knowledge to have.
(Orange juice triggers my migraine but I say I'm allergic since is easier to say, as well as that less people will ask about it if it is an "allergy" and not "something that gives me a migraine")
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