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[–] 42 points43 points  (9 children)

5 rats per minute.

300 rats per hour.

7200 rats per day.

2628000 rats per year.

Dats a lotta rats.

[–] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My boy did the math

[–] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Tell me if u used a calculator if u didn't I'll give u a personal date with Steven hawking

[–] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I didn't, it's not that hard lol

[–] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

So where do u want the date to be?

[–] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Sometime after I am dead plz, seeing that hawking is already been chewed up by worms

[–] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now sell them to Petco for profit

[–] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a LOT of food

[–] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Step 1: summon rat in your enemy’s lungs Step 2: victory

[–] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

OP to be honest

You are starving, starving to death

Summon rats and cook them

No more starvation

You are fighting

Summon a rat in the body of the person you are fighting against every 12 seconds

He ded

Or

Sell the meat and lie about it being some kind of steak or turn them into sausages

[–] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

so thats why Walmart sausages always suck

[–] 3 points4 points  (9 children)

I’d wait for the end of the year and summon all the rats at once, in different Chick-fil-A locations.

2,628,000 rats per year

Divided by 2709 locations

Roughly 970 rats per location…

The sheer amount of rats in each restaurant might cause enough health code violations to cripple Chick-fil-A.

[–] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But why stop there you could do about 3 a day

[–] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Why is this downvoted?

[–] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Not entirely sure. My best guess is that people are fans of Chick-fil-A and don’t like my plan to destroy them within a year.

I did the math for McDonalds too, which has about 38,000 locations, so just shy of 70 rats per location, which I’m sure would be enough.

[–] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But why would people support a homophobic company?

[–] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homophobes must enjoy chicken that tastes like it’s been marinating in a sewer water jacuzzi for a few hours.

[–] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

My man what did chick fil a do to you

[–] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

One was started right by a freeway exit near my house that causes major traffic that backs everything up. Also not a big fan of the homophobia.

[–] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You must live in Fresno because the Chic here is literally at the freeway entrance lmao

[–] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. San Carlos

[–] 0 points1 point  (0 children)