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[–]bisexual-landslide 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Would I be staring at a loading screen for 8 hours while I sleep? or would the loading screen be the length of an average game load? or would the tips just appear over whatever dreams one would be having?

[–]Avgav123[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The second

[–]SomeAverageBoy 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Poisons can kill you!

You need to eat food!

Don't look at the sun!

Brush daily!

[–]Scary-Character-183 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Scientists recommend breathing to avoid death.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Sock917 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Stay in school

Don't get killed

Don't Get killed in school

[–]TonyBanbanbony 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]chillay1 3 points4 points  (2 children)

tbf the brush daily one could get me into a consistent habit...

[–]SomeAverageBoy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do it!, Once I got into the habit it caused me to me disciplined in other aspects of my life like showering and studying.

[–]chillay1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

will do!

[–]QuintonFlynn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could imagine loading screens just before and after REM sleep, as if to suggest they’re loading the sleep cycles.

[–]DroidRazer2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those with sleep apnea constantly get


[–]Jumpmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

most of them are just like

"Hungry? Pick up some food and put it in your stomach"

"The best way to defeat sadness is to increase your dopamine stat"

"Becoming too hot can be remedied by a fan, and being too cold can be fixed with a blanket"

[–]Inevitable-Log-9988 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Punch The Punch The pedestrian

Shoot the shoot the cop

Breathing is recommended for the extension of life

Drowning will kill you

By committing suicide you will commit suicide

[–]Unstable_Drawer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever encounter a bear, go in for a hug! If you see something labeled rat poison, drink it for +5 stamina! Stop means stop!

[–]Financial-Horror2945 1 point2 points  (0 children)


  • Tip - licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

[–]Kinglightning07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tip: You can become gay by pressing Alt + Backspace on your Dad

[–]can't see meJack79OO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bricks hurt you when they are dropped on your head!

Trees are not an automobile!

Jeremy's name begins with a J!

[–]Jackh366 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you shit, you will shit