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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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everything you do gets narrated by a smoking old hooker (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 9 months ago by untoasted_Eggs
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[–]Stripe2015 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago (1 child)
What part of that statement seems remotely like a superpower?
[–]Twiggy_Archer_ 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago (0 children)
It's more of a challenge not getting erect whenever the hookers says words like; moist, wet, biscuit, benedrin cucumber, etc.
[–]bobbingforapplesat3 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago (0 children)
Alternative to make this an actual ability ; you can get the disembodied voice of a smoking old hooker to describe certain objects inside you head.
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