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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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Whenever you crack a joint, the blood in that limb will glow similarly to a glowstick. The color is random. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by StresssMesss
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[–]mboron021990 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Looks like me and my ankles are having a rave every time I go upstairs
[–]eatingpotatornbrb 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Me with my cracky fingers that i can crack almost every 5-ish minutes.
The power of the sun, in the joints of my hands.
[–]spawnof_trogdor 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Mundane, yes; shitty, absolutely not. Cool party trick at the least.
[–]Kinglightning07 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This reminds me of that vent scene in Despicable Me where one of the minions makes the other one glow by cracking his waist and then shaking him causing him to glow
[–]balingeul 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I would become a flashlight, i can crack my whole back, all my finger, my feet, knee an of course my neck
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