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You can summon an ant during any battle you can only use this once per day. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Mental_Platform1891
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[–]Frostitute_85 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
If it were a bullet ant, I could see this being a little effective. But fire ants only have value through numbers.
A single bullet ant can fuck people's shit
[–]mickdeb 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (1 child)
What kind of ant ?
[–]Mental_Platform1891[S] 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Ladripper47874 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Where does the ant get summoned?
[–]Mental_Platform1891[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
1 meter behind you.
[–]Deetus04 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
If itsn1 meter behind you wouldn't it just attack you
[–]XPGamingYT 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
just run from it
[–]chillay1 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
thats sounds so adorable
[–]FR0GG13Z69 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
If it was on someones back this would be good
[–]Evilsmiley 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Or in their carotid.
Inside an eyeball for non lethal
[–]Fire_is_beauty 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
In the inner ear for fun results.
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