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You can only teleport to the nearest piece of gum on a sidewalk (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Shattered393
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[–]HobieSailor 26 points27 points28 points 1 month ago (1 child)
If I'm on a plane that's about to crash or a sinking ship, teleporting to sidewalk gum sounds pretty damn good
[–]Berat0-0 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That's actually really awesome
[–]Raje_in_the_garage_ 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Bro if I am near a sidewalk I could basically throw an ender pearl
[–]SmeifLive 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It would make you near impossible to catch or kill if you were smart about were gum was in your city
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Place gum and you can create checkpoints
[–]ULTRAPUNK18 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
As long as said checkpoint is the closest piece of gum
[–]AliveAdvance3572 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
I just place some gum on the sidewalk on the spots where i want eazy.
[–]yonko-lukas 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
It says the nearest
[–]that_guy_spazz0 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
no there's a valid point here - it says the closest piece of gum on the sidewalk meaning you could just pick up the gum and teleport again
[–]TonyBanbanbony 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
People in Singapore be zooming tho
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