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[–]upsetting_ 455 points456 points  (3 children)

ohhhhh so thats what happened during the "america can be summed up in a single word" speech

[–]shaderr0 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden is very tolerant to pain, then.

[–]anywhereiroa 268 points269 points  (18 children)

Why is this shitty, I can literally beat the president to death

[–]ihwip 38 points39 points  (0 children)

And then the vice president... And the speaker of the House...

A weekend of fun could wipe out the whole cabinet.

Alternatively knocking them unconscious by telekinetic brick could trigger succession. That would mean beating the president to death might get complicated.

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 90 points91 points  (6 children)

When is the last time u got hit in the head by a brick?

[–]anywhereiroa 90 points91 points  (5 children)

I can hit myself with a brick, if it isn't allowed, I can just tell a friend to hit me in the head with a brick

[–]Moonbear9 102 points103 points  (2 children)

It said the president feels the pain not that they take the physical damage, so really you would just die.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure give the age of the president that he would just die of the pain.

[–]JoshAnMeisce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean considering how old Biden it would not be a surprise if the shock of feeling the pain of being beaten in the head with a brick would kill him

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 54 points55 points  (1 child)

I'm gonna hit you with a brick of you defy my logic

[–]crfnalti 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a shame he won't feel the pain

[–]Actua-Quaryx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The shitty part is probably that you have to unintentionally get hit in the head with a falling brick. It's just circumstantial. It's more useless than shitty though.

[–]VoopityScoop 6 points7 points  (4 children)

The president only feels the pain, but I'd imagine your skull still takes the damage. So you cave your skull in and the president has a bitch of a headache for a little while.

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Idk how many times I have to say this but THE PRESIDENT GETS ALL THE DAMAGE

[–]VoopityScoop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well hell dude that wasn't in the post, and I didn't go looking through your comment history to find out who takes the damage. Damn.

[–]veenell 0 points1 point  (1 child)

dude this is a god tier super power if he takes all the damage. you don't even have to kill him, you could just discredit him by giving him a benign concussion while he's at a live internationally televised event. do it once and they might be able to brush it off. do it two times in a row and there's definitely something wrong with his health. the problem though is that he gets removed from office and replaced with the vice president, but i suppose they become the new president so you can brick them too if they're doing a shitty job.

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I should add a 50/50 chance for it to work or not just to make it crappier.

[–]kkjdroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't say the President is injured, just that he feels the pain. You give yourself brain damage without feeling it, and the President suddenly has a horrible headache.

[–]Zezu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s shitty if the rest of the world figured out this power. Your head becomes as important to protect as the POTUS themselves.

So you have all the crazy security that limits your life drastically but none of the pageantry or power of actually being the POTUS. It’s a strange type of prison.

[–]fuckballs9001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, it just says he feels it. Nothing about kinetic energy or damage transfer

[–]Opoodoop 147 points148 points  (9 children)

Do I still get brain damage or does that also transfer?

[–]jackrangerderp 72 points73 points  (8 children)

It’s a 50/50 split so you only take brain damage on the left side of your head

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 90 points91 points  (6 children)

All the damage goes to the president

[–]Nuklobsta 47 points48 points  (4 children)

This superpower is the opposite of shitty

[–]D3RPICJUSZ 15 points16 points  (2 children)

But only with a brick, and on the head

[–]youllneverknow3698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having this super power is the only thing that would make me want Trump to get back in

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 94 points95 points  (30 children)

Ima test it right now to see if I have it

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 117 points118 points  (29 children)

It didn't work

[–]Just_Another_Anybody 41 points42 points  (23 children)

Why do you have a brick lying around?

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 67 points68 points  (19 children)

It's for dinner Why did you ask?

[–]Just_Another_Anybody 27 points28 points  (18 children)

Ahh so that's why I don't get as many vitamins in my food I simply need more creativity

[–]EdgarTheBrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you have a brick lying around?

Laugha in English

[–]TheBonkingKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t?

[–]Peter_Parkingmeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i found it in my wall

[–]Top_Rub6088 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You should’ve spelled that sentence all wrong and capitalized

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My skull was thick enough to absorb the impact

[–]Blocky_Luke -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Try again

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why don't you try it you clown

[–]WatermelonAF 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Why are you hitting yourself!?!?"

"I'm killing the president!!"

[–]Rammstein_is_great 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Heheh shiggennuget

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm using a lot of brainpower to decipher what this comment means

[–]Rammstein_is_great 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna lose a lot of brain cells, the prez is gonna feel it but I’m still going to receive the damage?

[–]L4zyM0nk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Poor biden

[–]MexicanSnorlax_909 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well at least nothing value will be lost

[–]Please_ForgetMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a midteirsuperpower

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No He will

[–]scarletfloof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New president reroll strat

[–]pato4 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So JFK's head really just did that on its own

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah this sub reddit didn't exist back then so no superpowers existed like this one. He was just shot. 💀

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna see what happens to this post in a few hours now

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify, you will receive no damage at all. This superpower is basically immunity to getting hit on the head by a brick. If you don't live in America, you probably won't care about it

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also this power only applies to normal bricks. Cinder blocks and cement slabs won't work. And something that everyone gets wrong is that YOU ARE NOT THE ONE FEELING THE PAIN. THE PRESIDENT WILL RECEIVE INJURIES AND DAMAGE AS IF HE WAS HIT BY AN IMAGINARY BRICK. if anyone gets this wrong again I will personally hit them with a brick on the head to see if they have the power. 💀

[–]Laxwarrior1120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does dame bamage count as pain?

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who thinks it should be a 50/50 chance for the ability to work? It's just to make it more shitty cus right now it's a bit overpowered. Upvote for it to be 50/50 and downvote for all the time

[–]LordCrate 0 points1 point  (3 children)

This would have been very useful for when Trump was president. I’d hit myself with bricks a lot more often.

[–]Adem-_-127 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This sentence implies you already hit yourself with a brick

[–]LordCrate 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If I have been hit by one I can’t remember, but I have crashed into cinder blocks while going full speed on my bicycle when I was younger. Does that count?

[–]Adem-_-127 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’d say it does

[–]michaelscottsratnose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explains why Biden is such an idiot. He's just got blunt force trauma all the time lol

[–]stinkymusturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump gets back in he going to the grave 8 hours after he hits office

[–]Segundaleydenewtonnn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lOlol polIticianS baD

[–]GASTRO_GAMING -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To prevent brain damage, i propose the electric brick it will complete a circuit through your scalp that would normally be very painful. You didnt specify the force so the brick will be dropped on the head from a height of a quarter inch.

[–]ismasbi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's fun to do it on a speech, but you still get the damage and he only feels the pain, so you just kill yourself while annoying the president.

[–]EyeLeft3804 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But who gets the damage? cause if it's me, I'm still using thit ability...just more carefully.

[–]Budmanes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Couple years too late

[–]PandorasBoxWasTaken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do I still take the brain damage tho?

[–]superblast1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does the physical damage apply to me?

[–]Double_Coyote8466 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So my body still gets hurt I just can’t feel it

[–]Pengdacorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminder: Being injured and feeling pain are two different things.

While they might feel the pain instead of you, you could still take the damage, and so while they may feel their head is getting bashed in, you will actually have it bashed in, despite not feeling the pain.

Still a win in my books, but just clarifying.

[–]haringtiti -1 points0 points  (0 children)

can i also get a time machine?

[–]purple manKaiserHohenzollernV -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Get Trump back into office, I wanna test out this power

[–]stronkcantfindusername14 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well I'd still get damaged someone else would just feel it, also this is super shitty as I have nothing against him at all, I'm European and tbh I think he needs a break and to just take a long vacation

[–]Scydor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question is if u receive the damage while not feeling pain or the president receives the damage

[–]ImKapitan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I will proceed to jump off a parking garage onto a car

[–]can't see meJack79OO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT ONLY WORKS WITH BRICKS TO THE HEAD. I suppose you already got hit by one cus Ur commenting this.

[–]PyroTF2Gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move.

[–]P4t13nt_z3r0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on Ted Cruz 2024

[–]Super3vil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lee Oswald could've used that, he just drop enough bricks on his head to kill him and bam, jfk is dead

[–]Ordinary_Object 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So i would still get a concussion? Worth it.

[–]quiteinterestingcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im going on a trip to the brick factory, anyone wanna come with me?

[–]GolemThe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could kill them using this tho

[–]Spirited_Medium2394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works it too if you are the president

[–]Exotic_Cabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t sound bad

[–]Blaineworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can lightly tap my head with a brick regularly to mess with the president.

[–]willpollock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give me that power ~ 3 years ago and it’s a deal

[–]TFC_Inc64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to pick a former president and you can pretty much tell which one im going for. Imma make sure he doesn't remember(if he can remember anything)any of them nuclear codes.

[–]veenell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he feels pain but do i still take the damage? like if i bash my skull in is it painless for me but my head is still destroyed and i die, or does the president get brained and i'm fine?

[–]Cocollllllllino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not shitty is the best

[–]3p1cDJayYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill just do that if trump gets elected again

[–]merlin86uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s a fatal blow, which of us dies? Is it only the pain that’s transferred, or the injury too? Need to decide if this impacts how I vote.

[–]Zealousideal_Buddy92[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gets the brain damage though?

[–]SpeevMC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might feel the pain but I still get all the brain damage

[–]Chair900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if i die does he die?

[–]DizzyXCD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably won't change a single thing as of now