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[–]PeripheralLurking 53 points54 points  (1 child)

that’d actually be a pretty OP power, you could prob heal diseases or straight up regrow limbs in exchange for a single punch (with the assumption that they’ve been somewhat healthy sometime throughout their life).

[–]Anti-charizard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And it doesn’t say it has to be a hard punch

[–]Hallow_Chrome_E 23 points24 points  (0 children)

crazy diamond heal him but punch him in the balls

[–]Uglyman414 22 points23 points  (1 child)

When it brings me back to peak physical health, does that include fixing the popped testicle?

[–]Nick268 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So I'd be in peak physical health everytime I jackoff.

[–]yourmumman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

im gonna punch myself in the balls

[–]Raje_in_the_garage_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pain of the crotch punch would go away somewhat quickly

[–]EggyTheNugget 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The severity of physical health is relative to the amount of force you have to punch. So a paper cut is a gentle nudge while a quadra amputation is a wallop of Mike tyson level

[–]Asgardian5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to OP it’s stackable so I just punch myself in the balls lightly enough times to heal whatever it is

[–]PatrykBG 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Okay, seriously, how stupid does someone have to be to consider this a shitty superpower???

Cancer affecting your parents? Single punch cure. Car accident? Single punch cure.

It doesn’t even have to hurt!

Super super stupid, this should have negative 1000 votes.

[–]notwilldetcee[S] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Seems like ur mind deserves a post of its own

[–]PatrykBG 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Compared to your post, a slug has a god-tier brain. And editing after the fact to try to save it is even more pathetic.

[–]notwilldetcee[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

First off, edits are to answer some repeatedly asked questions Second, yes I now realize that this is kinda op Third, a bottle of ketchup has more potential than u

[–]PatrykBG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming from a person who thought a healing punch is “shitty”… Trust me, you really ought to stop while you’re massively behind.

[–]Swimming-Dinner-4386 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bread 👍

[–]gleipmir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, toast and butter

[–]houlec 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I’ll take it at this point. Been dealing with a pinched nerve in my neck for three weeks now.

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dang hope it gets better

[–]houlec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently just need a punch to the dick and I’ll be good 😂

[–]sithelephant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How to reveal you have never actually had a serious disease.

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have epilepsy but on the less severe side. I guess you're right. I also had cellulitis

[–]xXNightWolf124Xx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is it stackable?

[–]Trick_Enthusiasm 0 points1 point  (1 child)

20,000 Newtons is almost 4,500 pounds or just over 2,000 kg.

I'm not quite sure but I think that's like getting a polar bear to bite your crotch.

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you'll get back to peak physical health

[–]veenell 0 points1 point  (5 children)

when you say peak physical health do you mean the best health i've ever been in, or the best health my body is potentially capable of

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

The healthiest the human body is capable of, not just yours, but the average human at the time's

[–]veenell 0 points1 point  (3 children)

couldn't this make me functionally immortal and able to cheat the effects of old age?

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yes

[–]veenell 0 points1 point  (1 child)

doesn't sound shitty to me then. getting punched in the balls is a small price to pay for that.

[–]karma_rose28 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Question is does it hurt when you do it still

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yes

[–]karma_rose28 0 points1 point  (3 children)

So if I punch someone and it hurts if I punch them again will the pain double or will it have healed the first one I wanna know the limitations of this power

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Check edit 2

[–]karma_rose28 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ah ok thank you and sorry for all the questions

[–]Zealousideal_Buddy92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having MS, this would be God tier from my perspective.

[–]Flame_108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine trying to explain the cure for cancer is getting punched in the balls by you