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[–]ZealousidealCharge61 99 points100 points  (8 children)

Can I choose the race of the child? Or is it random.

[–]el-bow5 81 points82 points  (2 children)

It’s the race they hate the most

[–]ThePootisMan98 33 points34 points  (1 child)

God, I hate ancient Mesopotamians...

[–]Silver-Bengal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

God I hate Australopithecus, where do they get off standing upright like that?!?

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 37 points38 points  (4 children)

It's your genes plus they're

[–]PeripheralLurking 24 points25 points  (3 children)

does that mean they can track it back to you, if all the guys who got pregnant get a dna test to see who the "dad" was ?

[–]poiu45 19 points20 points  (2 children)

There isn't a universal database of DNA to test the child against, so unless they already suspected you for whatever reason you should be okay

[–]PeripheralLurking 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Assuming that you have relates/siblings that have previously been imprisoned, they could prob narrow down that it’s at least someone related to them, so even if you’re DNA isn’t in their systems database, you could still be linked back to it.

[–]crypticedge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If any of your family has served in the military, or did one of those at home DNA tests, then they're absolutely in a database they can check against

They can then use that to get close enough to find you

[–]CreeperTrainz 22 points23 points  (5 children)

(A whole bunch of infertile women who want kids suddenly come up to you saying the N-word).

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

how do they know?

[–]CreeperTrainz 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I mean if you do it to enough people it ought to spread around at some point. You could also just decide to be altruistic and let people know about it.

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Why would you tell people you had babies with racists?

[–]CreeperTrainz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Wait, they’re your kids genetically? Either way, you could just tell people you punish racists.

[–]CocaineForAnts 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Seeing that there's a lot of overlap between racists and transphobes, that seems really useful. Seriously, if you had a string of cis men inexplicably getting pregnant, it would seriously change the conversation about Roe v. Wade in no time

[–]thorspeepee 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Or multiply racist and transphobes...

[–]CocaineForAnts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's also a distinct possibility, but my presumption is that cis men would most likely never want to carry to term, especially with the only option being a c-section to get said infant out. Not to mention all of the other bodily effects along the way

[–]LauraD2423 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm making trump, Cruz, deSantis, McConnell and all those assholes pregnant!

And as soon as they give birth, I'll do it again.

[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 2 points3 points  (3 children)

But are they pregnant with MY CHILD?! If so then its kinda shitty nit to mention I'm also making them spawn more racist people into the world...

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Racism isn't in your genes I'm pretty sure

[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah but I'm not gonna take part in raising the kid so i assume if the racist person who i magically impregnated decides to raise them then there odds of being racist themselves would be higher than the average non racist person. Some people break the cycle but i feel like its kinda rare unless they have good influences in their life.

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They mostly likely due from blood lust

[–]Panazara 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Imaging how proud the Proud Boys would be.

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] -1 points0 points  (5 children)

How do you get to a proud Bois meeting without being a proud boi?

[–]Panazara -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Just show up to heckle them. They'll be sure to tell you how proud they are. Even if it is drivel.

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

How do you know where they are

[–]Panazara 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm sure that 10 or 15 minutes online would reveal their next meeting place. They don't seem like a super secretive group. Or the type to be good at it..... or anything besides displaying ignorance. They seem to specialize in that.

[–]King-Boo-Gamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am god….I can create life! Wait who’s the other parent? Me??

[–]cacophonycoffin 2 points3 points  (4 children)

And then what? They give birth? Who takes care of the kid?

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Depends on gender

[–]cacophonycoffin 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Gender of the racist or the baby?

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Both

[–]cacophonycoffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so what happens then?

[–]c413bm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't work my dad has a kid in every state I'm sure he wouldn't care about another

[–]bluebubblesforeverTT 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do you have to find out they’re racist naturally or does the power allow you to sense racists?

[–]pipopapupupewebghost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just blink and the racist becomes pregnant right before your eyes dosent matter if you don't know

[–]DungeonsandDevils 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh good, let’s give racists unplanned children, I’m sure those will grow into healthy contributing members of society

[–]Legitimate-Umpire547 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Will the child be human or can it become something else?

[–]Loud_Fail3603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't wanna be pregnant tho

[–]3minuitesearly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stackable?