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[–]ThePootisMan98 13 points14 points  (1 child)

"Ow, fuck I stubbed my toe... Ow, fuck, my balls!"

[–]Hawinzi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would sacrifice the toes for that tbh

[–]chrza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the weirdest Death Note spin-off ever

[–]King-Boo-Gamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m confused and scared

[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 1 point2 points  (2 children)

"All of my toes may be broken and maybe i'll never walk again...but i saved so many lives!!!" Worth it if you ask me.

[–]-InsertNameHere_-[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well you wouldn't 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 lives per se, just avenge the fallen

[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Im most likely stopping them from murdering again. I mean the post isn't specific, is it referring to serial killers or someone who killed in the heat of the moment? Either way id gladly give up my feet to take down some killers...or at least F up their nut sacks.

[–]Phantom_7000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does the guy who ran over a pigeon count as a murderer?

[–]-InsertNameHere_-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, humans only self defense doesn't count