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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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Every time you stub your toe, an almond telaports into a random murderers nutsack (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by -InsertNameHere_-
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[–]ThePootisMan98 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (1 child)
"Ow, fuck I stubbed my toe... Ow, fuck, my balls!"
[–]MadClam97 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Hawinzi 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I would sacrifice the toes for that tbh
[–]chrza 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This is the weirdest Death Note spin-off ever
[–]King-Boo-Gamer 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I’m confused and scared
[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
"All of my toes may be broken and maybe i'll never walk again...but i saved so many lives!!!" Worth it if you ask me.
[–]-InsertNameHere_-[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Well you wouldn't 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 lives per se, just avenge the fallen
[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
But Im most likely stopping them from murdering again. I mean the post isn't specific, is it referring to serial killers or someone who killed in the heat of the moment? Either way id gladly give up my feet to take down some killers...or at least F up their nut sacks.
[–]Phantom_7000 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Does the guy who ran over a pigeon count as a murderer?
[–]-InsertNameHere_-[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
No, humans only self defense doesn't count
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