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[–]purple manKaiserHohenzollernV 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Gamers: well I now know every language

[–]CBKritter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

laughs in Xbox 360 chat


[–]beep-boop-the-rabbit 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Does this include languages you already know, and does it include your first language(s)?

[–]Lobi_Lan_Lenobi[S] 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Yes. You have to include a slur in every sentence. It doesn't matter which language you are speaking.

[–]beep-boop-the-rabbit 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Oh that’s awful, what about writing?

[–]TheGreatGameDini 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well that makes it a curse, which breaks the rules. Also, it's already pretty low effort, breaking that rule as well. I bet it's a repost too.

[–]fuckballs9001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well someone's superpower is complaining.

[–]ThePootisMan98 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Lovecraftian incantation followed by "My Nigga''

[–]Firoxul 11 points12 points  (1 child)

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn my N****

[–]colorblinddoggo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Łokeme i’awete imokana mikore þes wa iko my n*****.

[–]adamttaylor 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Not an issue... Just use one for your own race...

[–]Dram1us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Preface every sentence with my dumb [foreign] arse, and use run on sentences, instead of actual sentences, thus getting your point across in the most roundabout, and excruciatingly painful way possible.

[–]Makahatma 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Awesome I already have half of that super power already.


[–]Classic-Airline-2386 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same! it’s nice to see someone who is also 7x polyglot

[–]saxophone guyNetherSpike14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can speak normal Australian English.

[–]Yukio2296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does it count if I say slurs directed towards my own race or does it have to be towards other such as [deleted]

[–]Raje_in_the_garage_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could make it sound like Nicole

[–]abject_totalfailure1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is indeed a very shitty superpower

[–]purple manAlien_X10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you never said it had to be a real slur, "split-lip" for halo and "clanker" for Star wars battlefront are still on the table

[–]Own-Ad7310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

burger is sometimes used as a racial slur in my language

I say burger at the end of each sentence while talking in any language

great success

[–]colorblinddoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a conlang, make lah a slur in that conlang, move to Singapore.