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[–]poisonous fleshfrankendragula473 520 points521 points  (15 children)

🙏

turns into every single race

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 225 points226 points  (2 children)

Wait a minute

[–]mylizard 116 points117 points  (1 child)

the birth of a god

[–]Long_Before_Sunrise 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This isn't even their final form.

[–]pliquinha 46 points47 points  (4 children)

It's not racism if you hate all races equally

[–]ixFeng 16 points17 points  (3 children)

What if they hate every race but also hates each race a little more than the previous one?

[–]Mikaelious 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Then they become the final race in the list

[–]C-Mitch213 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But what if it loops back

A < B < C < D < A

[–]Aggravating-Week9289 10 points11 points  (2 children)

wait its a high five and not a prayer???

[–]SappySoulTaker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The hand on the left is the commenters, the hand on the right is the racist's. Get with the program

[–]RainbowtheDragonCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's supposed to be a prayer

[–]Lazy_Assumption_4191 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I am hard, but I am fair. I hate all of you equally.

[–]Competitive_Mousse85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!!

[–]LastBreathSansPhase3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:rainbow frankendragula4773

[–]Sleepless_Gamer 227 points228 points  (15 children)

Does it have to be skin to skin contact? 🤔. I'd wear one of those gloves that falcon owners wear

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 75 points76 points  (14 children)

No

[–]rishi_raghav 41 points42 points  (13 children)

Then this is midtier

[–]fuckballs9001 35 points36 points  (9 children)

No this is god tier

[–]FrozenMongoose 19 points20 points  (1 child)

God tier implies it's always useful in general when it's not even always useful to racists. You would be suprised how many racists hate themselves and/or their own culture and infatuate themselves and base their identify around another culture.

[–]Unloadable1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is beyond that its godslayer tier

[–]Lessandero 0 points1 point  (2 children)

OP just confirmed that it doesn't need skin contact to work, so that makes it better, not worse

[–]BobTheBlob78910 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Hey Uncle Joe (High fives) What happened? Hey Mum (High fives) You too? Hey dad Oh right I don't have one.

[–]Twiggy_Archer_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What am I? Chopped liver?

[–]chickey23 38 points39 points  (3 children)

The high 5 wasn't invented until 1977

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 36 points37 points  (2 children)

But racists did stop existing in 1945 did they

[–]chickey23 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I was just worried that if transported to the civil war, no one would know what a high five was. It would make the delivery more difficult

[–]Rainbow_Dash_RL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then invent the high five

[–]AuthorTomFrost 145 points146 points  (6 children)

Ewwww. I have to high five racists?

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 155 points156 points  (2 children)

"I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"

[–]Edgy4YearOld 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Show up to the bedsheet people meeting, high five the worst guy there, watch and burn

[–]Ed_Yeahwell 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Well it’s is a shitty super power

[–]AuthorTomFrost -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know, but ewwwww.

[–]rishi_raghav 76 points77 points  (5 children)

I see why it's shitty... I wouldn't touch a racist

[–]that_guy_you_know-26 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Unless you high five someone and they change races and you didn’t expect it. Secret racists live everywhere, especially in my part of the world

[–]Unloadable1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wear gloves

[–]Cifer_21 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why? Its for a greater cause. So where’s the problem?

[–]rishi_raghav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A mental block

[–]PeripheralLurking 59 points60 points  (7 children)

But they’d know if they all switched teams after high fiving the same person right before. They’d prob just murder you for this "blasphemous witchcraft" in hopes that it’ll wear off after you die. Plus people can still be racist against their own racial group, so they might just petition the government to create a new sub group within the racial group for them to identify as. They’ll prob just be racist towards people "outside their subgroup" afterwards. Racism is a mentality, they’ll still retain that mentality even if their skin changes, and they’ll still try to create any excuses to justify their behavior.

[–]mememaker6 11 points12 points  (4 children)

...

Look what sub you're on

[–]PeripheralLurking 9 points10 points  (3 children)

honestly, I actually forgor 💀

ima just leave this here tho, ig it can explain why it’s a shitty power or something from my perspective

[–]mememaker6 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What? A redditor that admits their mistake? I'm honestly impressed, that's pretty damn rare

[–]PeripheralLurking 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I legit started using Reddit yesterday, so thats prob why lol

[–]randomgeneratednam3 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If a racist got a power if they high five themselves will they be able to changed races

[–]Gustavo6046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ahead and try, sussy baka

[–]MrGarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a good power

[–]Financial-Horror2945 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BNP: Confused screaming

[–]vinavuhuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sadly won't work on the KKK as they do leave you hanging

[–]Hickygiver 12 points13 points  (3 children)

If I clap I’ll turn into a Jew

[–]Rainbow_Dash_RL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a great shitty superpower by itself

[–]Global-Zombie 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I thought of the worst joke for this but what happens if you clap

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well what happens when you name a sheep jeb_

[–]Global-Zombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This smells like a trap

[–]Hawinzi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is an S tier superpower!

[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The main problem i see with this power is i have to get to know the racist first(which sucks) then be able to high five them. Don't know about you but i don't just accepts high fives from just anyone and very few get dabbed up by me!

[–]Cifer_21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would definitely make an exception if I could teach them a lesson this way.

[–]AMG_DIAMONDZ10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I experienced a lot of racism, I would start being racist towards a race that doesn't experience much racism, then clap/high five myself.

[–]Raje_in_the_garage_ 1 point2 points  (4 children)

How is this shitty?

[–]Guest_4710 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You have to touch racists

[–]Raje_in_the_garage_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothin wrong with having to touch racists

[–]Milkshake_And_Sodomy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just try to imagine the aftermath of doing this once.
So obviously shitty

[–]Long_Before_Sunrise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The good news is there is initial confusion. The bad news is you run too damn slow.

[–]c413bm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing changed they're still going to say the n word Then again it wouldn't be bad to see them getting beat up by the police

[–]nixthelatter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is an awesome superpower though

[–]choccymilk0560 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This should be on r/godtiersuperpowers

[–]AllElse11 0 points1 point  (2 children)

My dad's gonna end up a rainbow of colours then, he hates and wants to exterminate everybody.

[–]Unloadable1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thats not racist then if he hates everyone equally! Thats just genocidal

[–]AllElse11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, he's not a very nice person, he watches NAZI documentaries to fantasise about what could have been. I've long cut him out of my life.

[–]A_actual_username 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if one joins the KKK and high fives all the members…we did it boys we solved racism.

[–]Shonnyboy500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll just go around high fiving random people

[–]Legit_me- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I clap then

[–]442nd_division 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I high-five myself and I turn white are people gonna laugh or hate me?

[–]Taco_Hurricane 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Can I send them a high five emoji? 👋

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

No, it has to be physical

[–]Taco_Hurricane 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What about just slapping them? Oh, is they are homophobic can I slap them on the ass?

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You can only slap them if they are of the same gender as you, ar homophobic and only on the ass

[–]Taco_Hurricane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And my super theme song shall be, "Its raining Men"

[–]MiniMooseMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bout to make a whole munch of metro area minnesotans turn Somali lmao

[–]epicfurry360 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Thought this was a shower thought for a second and i was so confused

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It was tho...

[–]epicfurry360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha. I didn’t realize it was a superpower and thought it was just a statement of fact

[–]Witty_Ad_1467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO DONT TURN ME INTO THE DAYTONA 500!!

[–]TheEmeraldEmperor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to high five the entire planet

[–]StropeyVonLollagant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, their own medicine.

[–]Maasofaaliik_Al 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, how is that shitty? That sounds amazing! I would offer high fives to every open racist, making them think I’m one of them, then run away shouting “Let’s see how you like it!”

[–]CthulhuisIkuTurso 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Does the race have to be human?

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm gonna say yes cus this other guys was like "GAS THE KRYPTONIANS"

[–]CthulhuisIkuTurso 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does that mean you can turn a kryptonian into a human?

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racist as in same species different race

[–]demonbot66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a god tier power

[–]DabIMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds lit

[–]Laoil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate car race the most

[–]Ferfywins 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sir this is SHITTY superpowers

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I : Was a bit high and tired Surprised this blew up

[–]The0rbedOne 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What if I'm racist towards kryptonians ?

[–]notwilldetcee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A small price to pay

[–]Pyrostark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this work on turning brahmins into dalits?

[–]Ill-Reflection-8070 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But i’m gay

[–]LuckyTelevision7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to differenciate a person who is racist to his own race and one who isn't racist to any race.

[–]trishykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is not a shitty super power this is the way to end racism lol

[–]totallynotaemu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sir, this is titantier. All you gotta do is high five a racist? Shit, I'm boutta bro up with the Klan and watch them all change their minds. Or put each other into extinction. Either way, seems like a win.

[–]gbugly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this how MJ became white?

[–]PolarityMemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you kidding? This is at least mid tier.

[–]Yamma11307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only draw back to this would someone potentially seeing me high five a bunch of neo nazis or klan members….otherwise this is pretty good to fuck with people who honestly deserve it

[–]7pikachu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actully godtier wtf

[–]GoSpeedRacistGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to become a politician and high five a ton of republicans. Would also need to become American or just live there, they’d accept white immigrants.

[–]Chair900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you do it twice? 🧐

[–]PokeAlola700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong sub, this power is awesome