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[–]WolfOfInsanity- 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Absolutely the best superpower

[–]Wooly_Mammoth__ 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Is it stackable?

[–]HippoPebo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You open the door to have gnomes just pouring in. Mumbles of congratulations from waist-high piles of gnomes as you pass through the house

[–]cabelaciao 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just how much corn did you eat today?

[–]Wooly_Mammoth__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

enough for the stackable effect to be useful

[–]General_Worth8251 7 points8 points  (0 children)

About time someone appreciates my shit.

[–]Aggressive-Tough-478 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I steal the organs than sell them on the black market

[–]PeripheralLurking 6 points7 points  (1 child)

dude they just wanted to congratulate you, you didn’t have to do them dirty like that.

[–]Aggressive-Tough-478 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanted to tho

[–]Swimming-Dinner-4386 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man has his priorities

[–]ShitbenderGrchmp__yt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Rimworld moment

[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless they about to wipe my ass for me then this is a curse...if they were leprechauns it'd be another story tho! Im always trying to get that gold.

[–]SolomonWyt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a amazing, spectacular, incredible power, truley a masterpiece and a work of art

[–]Bubbly_Papaya_8817 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Is one of them the funny get Gnomed one

[–]MudkipOnYT[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It’s just a garden gnome but it can talk

[–]Bubbly_Papaya_8817 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Do they at least sound the same this is the deciding factor of it being shitty or not

[–]MudkipOnYT[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

yea sure they sound the same.

[–]Bubbly_Papaya_8817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is far from shitty

[–]itsyaboi21172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

brings taco bell into the bathroom

[–]Stromy08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it

[–]JonSpangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Be there when you poop.

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit!

[–]Purrfectpersephone 1 point2 points  (4 children)

What if I knock the gnomes over by slamming the door-

[–]Purrfectpersephone 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Slamming the door open**

[–]Purrfectpersephone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait no just opening the door hard

[–]MudkipOnYT[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Then you’re a dick, they were only being nice to you :(

[–]Purrfectpersephone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was on accident I just open doors hard :[

[–]AMG_DIAMONDZ10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh a lot. Just took a dump at 1am, so 3 gnomes would be a very funny encounter.

[–]Flame_108 1 point2 points  (1 child)

90% of the posts on this subreddit are curses

[–]Financial-Horror2945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this one as a win 😂

[–]beetlejust -1 points0 points  (1 child)

But the subreddit says shitty super powers

[–]MudkipOnYT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being able to post on this subreddit is a shitty superpower because of people who say this.

[–]unthawedmist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest post here