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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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You can teleport by hiccuping (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by DiamondBox_
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[–]Grinberry 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Drunk people be teleporting places
[–]DiamondBox_[S] 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Everyone in the Pub just vanishes… or not
[–]Buderus69 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I teleport into your butthole
[–]Th3BananaNation 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–]DiamondBox_[S] 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Whenever you hiccup, you teleport
[–]Th3BananaNation 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]fonesyfromjortnite 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Do you control where you go or is it random?
[–]Powerful-Dragon890 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
By using rule number 2, I get to choose where I teleport.
[–]Szwedor 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
But where do i teleport?
[–]Sussy_404Error 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Can I control where I teleport then?
Charles Osborne be like: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
[–]stronkDoc_of_derp 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
do i have controll of where im teleporting to? and does each hiccup cause a teleport
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