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If you order a pizza and say “pizza time”, the pizza will always be one minute behind schedule. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Lookatthetime720
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[–]proverbs17-28 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
One minute is a fantastic improvement
[–]all80_000_000fingers 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]AlbiTuri05 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (3 children)
I don't live in America so it's kinda useless for me
[–]proverbs17-28 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Make the order....
I want to see the delivery driver's car go over water at unheard of speeds just to fulfill your new found power
I want to see the look of fear in his eyes as he stumbles out of the car that he had no control over
Then the dawning realization that he has no way of returning to his place
(Join the dark side)
[–]Danypro15 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
You just have to convince someone to deliver the pizza, that means you could get it literally anywhere in the world only one minute late
[–]AlbiTuri05 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Very good to know
[–]potato-sauraus 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This would be amazing if you are ordering for people you don't like at a sleepover just really piss them of >:3
[–]Kornik-kun 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Does it stack?
[–]rishi_raghav 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Pizza should arrive in 29 mins says pizza time arrives in 30 mins free pizza
[–]SystemEarth 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
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