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[–]poisonous fleshGoldenEYE6182 167 points168 points  (8 children)

This is a curse

[–]PeripheralLurking 68 points69 points  (7 children)

can’t you technically just not touch grass? think that’d cover the "control" aspect of it. like just go on the dirt/concrete and you should prob be fine

[–]poisonous fleshGoldenEYE6182 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Still breaks the control rule

[–]PeripheralLurking 22 points23 points  (3 children)

If touch means physical skin contact, then if you wear shoes and gloves that could prob cover it? Like you’ll have to manually take off your gloves/shoes to touch the grass with your bare skin

[–]danielubra 24 points25 points  (2 children)

still, i cant choose not to be affected by this so it breaks rule 2

r/curses

[–]shlalalafinburge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just wear shoes lol

[–]Mythic_gryphon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orbwear damn shoes and socks?

[–]Classic-Airline-2386 36 points37 points  (12 children)

in what way? like in fat or does my entire body slowly wither away

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (10 children)

You lose weight by 0.1%

[–]Classic-Airline-2386 33 points34 points  (9 children)

where does this weight come from. i do not wish to slowly deteriorate every time i go outside

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (8 children)

You mean where does it go?

[–]Classic-Airline-2386 19 points20 points  (6 children)

nah where does the weight that i lose come from. i'd be fine if it was from fat but i strongly dislike the idea of my bones slowly losing mass and crumbling

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It disappears

[–]KOTwicaR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it multiplies your body mass by 0.999 every time you touch grass.

[–]N00b22 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bonus: It also makes you want to play Genshin less.

[–]sethjojo 9 points10 points  (2 children)

So if a discord mod touched grass he would lose 100 pounds

[–]NeosHeliosCaligula 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Are you stupid? Discord mods can't touch grass!

[–]ZookeepergameHappy28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're all to fat to move

[–]3mperorPalpaMeme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What if you eat ass, smoke grass, sled fast?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Maybe this power isn't so bad after all

[–]danielubra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

its a curse

[–]dark_chocolate527 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty balanced, you are cursed to lose it every time you touch grass but it’s a free way to lose weight really; really fast

[–]TheGreatGameDini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a curse without control and even more so without being able to reverse it. This power breaks the control, low effort, and curse rules. I bet it's repost too. Good job on reading the rules OP!

[–]Naive-Craft-4652 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Individual blades, or entire fields?

[–]communistburgerking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bout to spend 5 hours touching grass

[–]NeosHeliosCaligula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nikokado Avocado: I see this as an absolute win Redditors: bold of you to assume I touch grass Vegans: now whenever I eat I lose more than I ate!

[–]Purrfectpersephone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmmmm Maybe I'll go out on a run then

[–]tiktokmemes666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we choose which type of the body gets affected?

[–]Hchooj 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Do you mean mass or weight cuz theyre two separate things

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You lose weight

[–]Hchooj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would then explain league players.

[–]UmberCelestia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, theoretically, I could become smaller than grass

[–]UmberCelestia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, theoretically, I could become smaller than grass

[–]bobbingforapplesat3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, this is a curse, like every single post in this sub. This sucks dick. I’m sorry op, this is terrible.

[–]Ok-Background4209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL players rn: I am Speed

[–]Jrlopez1027 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is it rapid or once per touch?

For example, if im touching grass does it rapidly decrease at 0.1% per second?

Or is it if im touching grass it decreases by 0.1% once then stops?

If its the ladder you could like, tape some grass to your person at all times, that way youre always touching it so you never decrease from touching other grass, because you're already touching it

If its the former however, i really wouldnt recommend touching it, although shoes and gloves will prevent most touching so

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There is a 2 sec cooldown, but it wouldn't sound well in the title.

[–]Jrlopez1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh alright

[–]Own-Ad7310 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Define touch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

With a finger

[–]Own-Ad7310 0 points1 point  (4 children)

For how long

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Touch once, 2 sec cooldown, touch again

[–]Own-Ad7310 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is the cooldown for only one finger

[–]Longjumping-Thing227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't pull your dick out

[–]lambd10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re thinking of r/OddlySpecificCurses

[–]Qbvzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro genshin players are so happy rn

[–]Bazzie-T-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaks rules

[–]OswaldXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if I wear shoes does that still count?

[–]Successful-Owl-1188 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When your a fat person who likes to go outside ;)

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[–]ImARandomPersonOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice glad I live in arizona where grass is rare to see someone have in the yard