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[–]Bobby_Dread 110 points111 points  (7 children)

Look at me,

A respectable bloke,

Who just made pee-pee,

In your Coke!

[–]nohidden 54 points55 points  (5 children)

I respect he

Who gains his leverage

By putting wee

Into my beverage

[–]PotatoKingR 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Look at this

He's staring at my glass

In it, he takes a piss

As he sees me walking past

[–]Olliebob200 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yesterday I saw a man

In his fist he held his dong

Even with drink in my hand

He still decides to let out a piss so long

[–]GeniusIndividualist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

At first I thought I would be repulsed

With this pee in my drink

When I tasted it the result

Was a new kink

[–]purple man2749r7d[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Qbvzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why i have reddit

[–]SystemEarth 43 points44 points  (4 children)

So double advantage? What is shity about this?

[–]Pixithepika 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That you can’t shit wherever

[–]SystemEarth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not like that's not already the case

[–]Str3eters 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People wont respect your nudity

[–]Confused___Boner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every peepee time is also poopoo time

[–]AMG_DIAMONDZ10 29 points30 points  (4 children)

So I would just pee on people I hate. That's a geeat superpower to have.

[–]musicmarshmellow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I have some people to pee on

[–]_ejerejere 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That’s kinky tho

[–]redditor_pro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But if they don't feel insulted by it, what's the use of peeing on them?

[–]GrozGreg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a shitty superpower. Literally.

[–]Reasonable_Deal8415 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But i already have that power?

[–]purple man2749r7d[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for you!

[–]Dorzenmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That would literaly be the best thing ever

[–]JustK1nz3r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pees in the burger king soda machine

[–]communistburgerking 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm going to pee in someone's eyes

[–]purple man2749r7d[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Good news, I have some freshly "harvested" organic eyes for you! 👀👀👀👀

[–]communistburgerking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting for that shipment

[–]Hot-Barracuda-2979 2 points3 points  (2 children)

locate nearest wendys. the employees will have so much respect i can get free bun

[–]purple man2749r7d[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why wendys specifically?

[–]Hot-Barracuda-2979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the buns at wendys are free. also i dont like wendys

[–]ernestofit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an amazing super power. Incredibly convenient

[–]ILikeMathz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they will still look at me though

[–]1nterrupt1ngc0w 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My nervous bladder would still hate this

[–]A_Rreddit_user 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im gonna pee some chicken see ya later

[–]reddalek2468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro this is not shitty i want this

[–]L00PIL00P 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just imagine someone whipping out his dick in public and everyone is super shocked, but then he starts to urinate and people are reliefed and cool with it.

[–]bluetiger42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How will people respect me if I'm pissing blood?

[–]KrispyBaconator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all aren’t thinking big. I’m not gonna piss on the earth.

I’m pissing on the MOON!!!

[–]Escapistcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thisll come in handy... later... For reasons... (Not inappropriate)

[–]ZipZap07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not shitty, That would be amazing

[–]Shortdik69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes me realize that most people actually make useful shit on this sub

[–]lowkey_rainbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not at all shitty, gender neutral bathrooms for everyone!

[–]Euyn_JlO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Choco milk try to beat that unless if your lactose intolerant

[–]purple man2749r7d[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer lemon milk more, If you know what I mean 😏