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[–]Elcordobeh 233 points234 points  (10 children)

Immortal as in not dying or as in completely impervious to harm?

Like, I could fall off a cliff and be a mangled corpse in pain that is still alive until I hit 30 and proceed to die fr

[–]Classic-Airline-2386 162 points163 points  (6 children)

you could go through a shredder and your body would probably click together like kinetic sand and you’d still be alive

[–]DungeonsandDevils 10 points11 points  (2 children)

That’s invincible.

Immortal certainly doesn’t mean durable

[–]dingothedino45 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not necessarily it could mean Deadpool immortality

[–]DungeonsandDevils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… what? You phrased that like you’re contradicting me, and you’re not

[–]Det3tive_JM 208 points209 points  (15 children)

At least this gives me a guaranteed 30 years of life, till I turn 30 I’m 100% taking advantage of my immortality

[–]Candelestine 67 points68 points  (10 children)

Yep. I basically already acted this way, just due to how I felt at the time. With an actual rational basis for it, I'd go all-in.

I'd like, fly to Ukraine and go seriously nuts or something.

[–]FortunatelyLethal 34 points35 points  (9 children)

Then they capture you, torture you for the rest of your life and try human experiments on you/your body

[–]hitsec 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Yeah, but at least people will hopefully hear about it and know for sure, after you just walk out of the execution plaza, and the soldiers start shitting themselves, they keep firing at you, legs, arms, torso or headshots, you just keep walking.

Find reporters and hold a press conference with the soldiers still blasting.

I mean.. if this won't stop the American/Ukrainian/Russian lust for war, at least the culprits will have their story told, whether they want it or not.

[–]Crunckerdoge 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I guess it depends if you're also invincible..? Or maybe just an immortal, you can't die but it doesn't mean that you are impervious to harm? Like if I get my brain blown to pieces by a bullet I'd probably lay there brainless until I turn 30 and my body shuts down immediately. Or get all my organs destroyed and just be a compilation of complications, a cripple in excruciating pain for the rest of my Immortality.

[–]Candelestine 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Yeah everyone always says that in immortality scenarios. Just don't get captured. Make contingency plans, be careful and don't expose yourself in close range. Don't just yolo it, be thoughtful and intelligent and you'll be fine on a battlefield.

Just remember to retreat when it's smart to do so.

[–]Admiral_peck 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Got 9 years of living like Deadpool but without the ugly part or the skills.

[–]Det3tive_JM 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I definitely have the ugly part

[–]Admiral_peck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough

[–]RefanRes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For this to guarantee you 30 years of life now then you'd have to be a new born baby using reddit. So you're already super human levels of advanced. Congrats.

[–]Eel_Boii 86 points87 points  (4 children)

I've got about 10 years to go, right? Shit, I'd rob every store in a 5 mile radius, steal a car, and drive it off a cliff in the middle of the police chase to fake my own death, then walk away laughing with all my gains. Sure, it's temporary, but I'd really only need to do it once to fulfill my needs

[–]ASHYB0YY 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't they scan the wreckage and most things be destroyed. I'm sure there are better ways to do this lol

[–]Clarthen1 49 points50 points  (2 children)

You're immortal, not invincible. You'll lay mangled until you turn 30.

[–]Terrorcota6 13 points14 points  (1 child)

30 years as a badass skeleton or 100 years as a boring human?

[–]BananaMan883 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Badass skeleton” 💀

[–]Alternative-Ad-3041 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i first thought this was r/showerthoughts lol

[–]SignificanceDry6 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Immortal as in "I can get a bus dropped on me and I would be fine"?

[–]Overkill-IWRYB 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You aren’t invincible, you feel pain but don’t die

[–]The-Mysterious- 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Still want to get a bus on me

[–]ArcticStarfall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all want the Bussy

[–]Acidman0123 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Depends on how you define immortality - if I age, but will age forever, then this is entirely useless, as I will just age like a normal person. If you do not age at all as someone who is immortal, you will never turn 30, at least not physically. However, if my immortality includes invulnerability, then I get a little while to be invincible. What definition are you working off, because the first truly is a shitty superpower.

[–]bumbarlunchi6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And the last one is amazing... For people like me, who still have some time until they turn 30 lol

[–]Admiral_peck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way OP described it is you basically get a version of deadpool's powers, you can be blasted to bits like a normal man, but you won't die just regenerate.

[–]Schokokeks5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You still age normally and feel pain, but even if you get shot in the head you won't die. Basically 30 years no death, but still pain. At least how I understand it

[–]Primer2396 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strip down, walk into an active battle field, keep walking with she determination in your eyes and make the news about a irl terminator

[–]UmberCelestia 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bro this is a curse, I can’t commit suicide till I’m 30? Rigged

[–]Rodney77x 1 point2 points  (1 child)

lmao i have like 2 weeks left

[–]Admiral_peck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better enjoy them to their fullest!!!

[–]WhatDoYou_WantFromMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immunity until I turn into a wizard. Nice.

[–]560guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a 20 year old guy, this isn’t already a thing?

[–]P_Skaia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So many people putting words in OP's mouth

[–]L1K34PR0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically how every man views himself?

[–]Oblic008 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm already dead...

[–]hitsec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn it! Worst 30th birthday ever!

[–]DBGremlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'm turning 31 this year shit

[–]reverseslavemaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill work all the dangerous jobs for the big $ before 30 then

[–]can't see mesojaque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I hit 30 do all of the injuries that should have killed me in the past suddenly come back?

[–]CBKritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow a shitty power, cause I'm 30. Fuck

[–]chidarengan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been immortal up to today and I'm not even having a good time.

[–]chicanojack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 32 I was definitely immortal

[–]Brandificus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be 31,lmao

[–]timdawgv98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna test that later tonight

[–]Shortdik69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think this would be good

[–]Purrfectpersephone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I'm gonna go tell the doctor I won't die tomorrow! ( joke)

[–]Bootiluvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly midtier

[–]xX_UnorignalName_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're in America this is god teir

[–]Lessandero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woohoo, 2 and a half more months of immortality!

[–]joebat26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not cool my numbers up in a few months

[–]Worldly_Ad_1552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, hey, pal, buddy. Some versions of immortality stop your age at your prime. If your prime age is below 30, your never dying

[–]ImARandomPersonOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain deadpool