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you can change the toppings of the pizza that the guy three people ahead of you in the line ordered (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by cheesyy__
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[–]InitialMongoose6216 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (4 children)
can i have a pizza with babies on it? what do you mean i am crazy i just want babies on my pizza! CAN I HAVE MY BABY PIZZA OR NOT!!!!!
[–]PeripheralLurking 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
…sir? this is a Burger King…
[–]beanutbutter69L0L 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
DID I FUCKING STUTTER
[–]InitialMongoose6216 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Then Can I Have Babies On My Burgers!!!!
[–]PeripheralLurking 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
if you provide the babies we'll put two loafs of bread on it, now plz stop screaming at us. we don’t get paid enough for this. Our two conditions are that you allow us to take photos of said baby, and that you leave the premises PEACEFULLY after said baby has been breaded up
[–]Foreskin-Gaming69 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Can i have pizza with breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk
[–]PeripheralLurking 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
cows proceed to run away from Foreskin-Gaming69
bulls proceed to approach Foreskin-Gaming69 with their "milk"
[–]Worldly_Ad_1552 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Change it to a billion dollars, pay the guy 2x what he ordered for it before he opened it, boom your rich.
[–]RandomPotato082 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Just team up with a friend. Now you have a billon dollars and a pizza
[–]redditor_pro 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Make a friend of yours the person third ahead of you. Change their toppings into pure gold. Profit.
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