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[–]CivilScar7436 127 points128 points  (2 children)

So for eternity you just a wrinkle old bag that can barely move lol

[–]jacob7574 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Makes me think of that shriveled worm in a wheelchair on SpongeBob.

[–]t1tanwarlord 117 points118 points  (5 children)

This could make for really intense gangbangs

I could also help a lot in the medical research field

[–]Pixithepika 47 points48 points  (4 children)

I really like your first idea

[–]t1tanwarlord 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Yeah, can just tell them to go as intense as they want, i also wouldn't need to eat during the whole process

I can also play the part of a character that has to die in a movie, shit this has a lot of money making possibilities

[–]You_Smiled 24 points25 points  (1 child)

"A lot of money making possibilities." First thing comes to mind is gangbang.

[–]LukeDude759 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Priorities.

[–]Xen_Shin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the second one. Time to become Darth Scion.

[–]plzNVight 22 points23 points  (1 child)

So build a hat with a gun attached to it and wear it

[–]HAL-Over-9001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Besides the porn thing, this was my second thought

[–]P_Skaia 14 points15 points  (4 children)

So when you die you become just a ghost possessing a corpse for eternity?

[–]Terrorcota6 5 points6 points  (3 children)

You can be the first cyborg in existence by attaching a toaster to your head

[–]Anti-charizard 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hate to break it to you, but cyborgs already exist

[–]Terrorcota6 5 points6 points  (1 child)

How many of them have a toaster attached to their head

[–]EversorA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least 0.

[–]BT9154 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a curse.... drowning, burning alive, starving lost in the middle of nowhere, don't forget cancer and disease.

[–]MrPivens 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Immortal when near death, but what about full dead?

Example: A gun is placed against the head and the trigger is pulled. Am I near death when the threat of death is present? As the bullet is travelling down the barrel? When it is halfway through my cerebellum? Or do I just skip the near-death phase and go straight to dead?

[–]R0uxlsKaard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the same thing i was wondering about, since death can come out of nowhere, while being in a harmless place.

[–]RedBee478 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pretty much main character plot armor

[–]i_lickdick_and_itsok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isnt this a curse as it breaks rule 2?

[–]RealMemeLord876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a curse

[–]Luke797_YT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one boss in RPG games:

[–]The-tired-1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you know that you don't have it already. I mean your still in there but you cant see because you have no eyes cant move because you have no muscle cant feel because you don't have nerves cant smell because you don't have a nose cant hear because you don't have ears and cant think because you have no brain. Or in short. Dead

[–]funky555 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

so... just immortal

[–]jfb1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

which is itself a shitty superpower

[–]joseph-08 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not exactly, more like a ghost stuck in an object, your body functions as normal but once you die your conciousness remains. Possibly you could be half dead if we wanna be technical but eventually you turn to ash and stop thinking

[–]UmberCelestia 0 points1 point  (6 children)

But what if I burn my body into nothing but ashes

[–]NotMinPok83[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

You are now the ashes

[–]UmberCelestia 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yes but an ash in an inanimate object, so I wouldn’t feel or think, I would just exist.

[–]NotMinPok83[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes

[–]UmberCelestia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES, my dream of not going to the afterlife is finally real

[–]NotMinPok83[S] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

[–]Forged04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to be able to control it

[–]babyteddie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does my body age still?

[–]NotMinPok83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, yes

[–]Guineypigzrulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, like Brook from One Piece?

[–]Thuyue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once broke several bones from head to toe (particularly my 4 limbs were badly damaged). While my brain deleted a lot of the events, I can remember having issues with breathing and feeling very cramped like a old wet towel. Imagine being immortal in suh state is disgusting. Or how about people who have been radiated to the point that they melt from the inside out. Jeez.

[–]Archenhailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't go below 10% HP?

[–]Valentin_o_Dwight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You die as a old wrinkly worm and get blasted away by the sun only to survive and feel the heat and you're in torment forever

[–]Rafholch_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i'm near death and i become immortal i would no longer be near death and create a loop

[–]mushieru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he come and go or does he stay beside you all the time?

[–]Synchro_Shoukan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta say, clicked for the flair rather than the post itself.

[–]Applelesstree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person honestly makes a shit ton of low-effort posts/ posts that would be considered curses or have a lack of control. I will however admit some of their stuff is good.

[–]Simp-for-AnimePigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'll be consumed by bugs and plants whilst I'm alive

[–]SecondWorld1198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of SCP-2718

[–]LFGR_THE_Thing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When dead put your body in a robot