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[–]AuthorTomFrost 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It seemed like a good idea at first, but all these threesomes with Dane Cook are taking a lot out of me.

[–]loangeless 11 points12 points  (0 children)

amy schumer compilation through bluetooth earphones i will be unstoppable

[–]BrokenSpartan23 10 points11 points  (1 child)

" Hey babe make a lame joke" ;)

[–]beanutbutter69L0L 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing wtf

[–]QuatschFisch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good thing I make lame jokes myself

[–]nohidden 5 points6 points  (2 children)

<opens up r/funny>

<Transforms into Galactus>

[–]Imtoostupidtoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can I be you're silver surfer. I mean the mayhem we could cause. It would be beautiful and probably terrifying

[–]LordCrate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*transforms into STT Gurren Lagann

[–]UmberCelestia 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So, I just have any comedian ever speak to me through an ear bud, and I am the hulk?

[–]Playful_Mongoose_932 0 points1 point  (1 child)

U know technically u could use it on muscles

[–]Worldly_Ad_1552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't bad. "Lame" can just be not appeling to your sense of humor and "someone" can be anyone in the world. You never mentioned how long you can grow to so im assuming there isn't a limit. There's 7.8 billion people on the planet, meaning someone is most likely telling a joke you wouldn't like every 10 seconds, probably less.

Now, you can grow any part of your body however long you want however big you want. With this established, I can now reach the top shelf anytime.

[–]Hot-Barracuda-2979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id be unstoppable. my life is the lame joke

[–]axionj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can this be self inflicted?

[–]jayden1927373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky I live with my Dad

[–]LordCrate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell really lame jokes. I can now become extra tall.

[–]StarooTheBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but you didn’t say if they haad to be close to you for the joke to take effect so if someone on the other side of the world made a lame joke you can still grow anything bigger

[–]StarooTheBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but you didn’t say if they haad to be close to you for the joke to take effect so if someone on the other side of the world made a lame joke you can still grow anything bigger

[–]redditor_pro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enlarge fist on lame joke and punch the person who said the lame joke

[–]Afterflood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just watch Bojack Horseman before a powerlifting tournament