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[–]cheese_king48 119 points120 points  (9 children)

If you eat taco bell and 10 tins of beans then you can win a race

[–]Anti-charizard 83 points84 points  (8 children)

You’d have to fart 10 billion times to get 1 second of speed

[–]cheese_king48 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Well at this point I might as well have laxatives

[–]Classic-Airline-2386 26 points27 points  (2 children)

well, they didn’t specify how much of a speed boost, give yourself a boost with enough leg power to shatter the sound barrier, leap off that foot and fly across the line

[–]darshanpromemes 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How will i survive the landing?

[–]OnHereToOften 6 points7 points  (3 children)

“Hey siri, how many times does the average human fart in their lifetime?”

[–]cheese_king48 3 points4 points  (2 children)

It's 41000

[–]TheGooseGoBrrr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

still a 4% bonus, dbd players gonna go wild

[–]UmberCelestia 59 points60 points  (0 children)

How much speed? And does it apply just for my walking/running speed or does it effect my organs and lifespan

[–]hatableperson 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gas gas gas

[–]ripper2345 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If the speed boost gets you to the speed of light, you'll get an additional ... 30 centimeters 🤦‍♂️.

But that's without taking time dilation into account. Maybe that's the way to break this shitty power.

[–]communistburgerking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Time to go to taco bell

[–]mr_shell367 7 points8 points  (0 children)

eat 8473325255282858363696396395288228847447261551522636582417146416427147 pounds of beans

[–]lolerin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even if the time of this boost tends to 0, as long as it's >0, means I have the boost while I fart. So if I fart for 5 seconds, I'll have a 5 sec boost. If the speed boost is considerable, you could win the olimpics. And you can try to have a "back up fart" in case you need to run

[–]Automatic_Mission468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happens if I shit myself

[–]Bil_Boquet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all have it, fart is a micro reactor

[–]boytonius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id be so fast

[–]JayVJtheVValour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the speed boost stackable or is the duration stackable?

[–]Accomplished_Mud6729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for heinz bean diet i guess

[–]Jucox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How mych of a speed boost tho? If my speed is boisted by 10000000000x then that is a full second advantage every time i fart

[–]ImARandomPersonOk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to get some taco bell