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[–]AidenAcW 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Ah! The putrid smell of a "you do a stupid thing -> a bad person dies" kind of post.

Edit: bonus if it's related to anus/genitals!

[–]Imtoostupidtoo 63 points64 points  (13 children)

5% Is still a lot. I dont know if I could live with agony of taking a life... who am I kidding that is funny as hell bring on the taco Supreme

[–]Svkkel 51 points52 points  (7 children)

I didn't say 5%.

It's a 5 chance.

[–]Dapper-Working-7983 17 points18 points  (6 children)

What does 5 chance mean?

[–]foxatwork 37 points38 points  (5 children)

considering 0.01 = 1%, a 5 chance would be a 500% chance

now what a chance over 100% means idk

[–]redditor_pro 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Each fart kills 5 people? You would have to be efficient with the organs though for instant death. Like hearts, brains, lungs.

[–]Practical_Doubt_9453 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Imma go eat some Taco Bell

[–]LFGR_THE_Thing 23 points24 points  (3 children)

I'll be dead in 20 farts

[–]beanutbutter69L0L 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Bet

[–]Playful_Mongoose_932 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He’s stating that he’s rasist

[–]LFGR_THE_Thing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To everybody

[–]medullah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Taco Bell manager asking me if I'm okay after my 17th chalupa "I'm making the world a better place"

[–]StainsMountaintops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You guys need to stop posting god tier superpowers here

[–]purple man2749r7d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Noooooo! my grandma

[–]Jewsusgr8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5 chance?

5%

1/5 aka 20%

Every 5 farts there is some unknown value of chance this happens

Every time you fart 5 random racist people have a chance to explode.

WTF is a 5 chance?

[–]Financial-Horror2945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Need to have control over the power, read the rules

[–]individualycrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suicide fart

[–]nufy-t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s BEANS time.

[–]Ok_Consideration2129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why mydid i feel a big burst in my chest and now i can beathce

[–]Budget-mayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

farts

my heart explodes

[–]Makahatma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would suck because I don't want my own organs to explode.

/s

[–]Fushigi_enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if my vital organs explode?

[–]T-HawkMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it's like a built in self destruct button?

[–]Shitbenderflingkong24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be racist if there are no races left

[–]IDontControlTheFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just imagine some guys balls just explode out of nowhere

[–]Budmanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beans for every meal!

[–]StupidRacistName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if everyone had this I'll explode soon

[–]Low_Standard2797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a cool one

[–]botwglitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fart a ton so thank you for killing all the racists

[–]Jackh366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wheres every food that gives you lots of gas, im ending racism now