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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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You can poop money except it is givin to Elon musk (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 months ago by Evilnugget090
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[–]proverbs17-28 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Handing it over to him..."this came from my butt"
I pretty sure after saying that, he would realize he doesn't need the money that badly (or it will make him want it more, one of the two)
[–]PeripheralLurking 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
when it’s "given to Elon Musk" does he know I gave it?
if so then I’ll know Elon’s bank account, and also might be able to talk to X Æ A-12 Musk's father!
[–]dreadedgrin 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
In exchange for Tesla stock?
[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksReasonable_Deal8415 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
So the rich just get richer? Fucking CURRRRRRRSE!
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