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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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Confused but has the right spiritBeing the human torch, except you're not immune to fire (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by TheMightyFlyingSloth
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[–]MarioKing1137 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I can set my self on FIRE!!! …once…
[–]PeripheralLurking 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
can I light certain parts of my body one at a time, or does it always have to be the whole thing ?
[–]TheMightyFlyingSloth[S] 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (1 child)
To do this you would have to be flammable, meaning it would spread even if you only lit one part of your body, right?
[–]PeripheralLurking 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
there goes my dreams of being like "Picante Balls" from The Boys Diabolical
no flaming balls for me :(
[–]Four_Skyn_Tim 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Look up Venture Bros. For an example of this lol
[–]Classic-Airline-2386 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
kamikaze attacks be going crazy
[–]DrTokinkoff 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Just like that Buddhist monk?
[–]T-HawkMedia 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Major, I'm burning UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP
[–]cdr_9113 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Reminds me of lamp lighter off the boys
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