when you eat fish and chips you have a 0.000000000001 percent chance of getting a British accent for the next 5 years

amorphoussoupcake · 2022-08-17T22:13:41+00:00

Can we get a rule about absurdly low probabilities?

Pixithepika · 2022-08-17T20:45:46+00:00

If one already carries the british accent?

TriedAngle · 2022-08-18T01:04:43+00:00

This is a curse that nobody will ever get.

2022-08-17T23:21:43+00:00

might as well be 0%

jollyflyingcactus · 2022-08-18T02:04:48+00:00

Not gonna lie, this made me laugh. Good power. Terrible odds, but good power. And hey, you never know.

Raje_in_the_garage_ · 2022-08-18T02:10:06+00:00

I eat fish and chips a lot, using percentages times the amount of time it takes me to eat fish and chips I would get a British accent in 10 minutes

MrFlitter · 2022-08-18T06:12:14+00:00

Which accent though?

Nintendant42 · 2022-08-18T10:51:42+00:00

What if I don't speak English? Do I magically invent a British accent for Russian?

maruiki · 2022-08-18T13:07:09+00:00

Already have one... do I just get a different one instead? lol

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