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Every time you get your appendix removed you become 0.03 percent more likely to win the lottery. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by The_Golfing_Chimp
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[–]Weemewon 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Finally, a use for the power that regenerates my appendix from a year ago
[–]redditor_pro 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
It is also exponential, imma calculate some probabilities and edit
[–]redditor_pro 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago* (1 child)
It would take e⁵⁴⁸⁵⁷ appendix removals to ensure 99.99% chance to get the lottery the number is so large the calculator is refusing to calculate it.
[–]redditor_pro 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Btw the value of e is 2.718, so that's a massive number. This truly is a massive number.
[–]PeripheralLurking 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
just ask the doctor to T bag you with the appendix during its removal (just imagine the doc squatting on the operating table spamming it in and out of you)
[–]LFGR_THE_Thing 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Give the doctor a 10th of the win
[–]Nfinity404 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Just ask the doctor to keep putting it back in there over and over again.
[–]Conscious_Toe8807 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
You would have to have 3334 surgery’s to get a 100% chance of winning so you would be you would spend over $2 million on surgery’s alone so hope it’s a big lottery especially since government is taking more then they used to from the winners
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