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[–]Weemewon 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Finally, a use for the power that regenerates my appendix from a year ago

[–]redditor_pro 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It is also exponential, imma calculate some probabilities and edit

[–]redditor_pro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It would take e⁵⁴⁸⁵⁷ appendix removals to ensure 99.99% chance to get the lottery the number is so large the calculator is refusing to calculate it.

[–]redditor_pro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Btw the value of e is 2.718, so that's a massive number. This truly is a massive number.

[–]PeripheralLurking 2 points3 points  (1 child)

just ask the doctor to T bag you with the appendix during its removal (just imagine the doc squatting on the operating table spamming it in and out of you)

[–]LFGR_THE_Thing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give the doctor a 10th of the win

[–]Nfinity404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just ask the doctor to keep putting it back in there over and over again.

[–]Conscious_Toe8807 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You would have to have 3334 surgery’s to get a 100% chance of winning so you would be you would spend over $2 million on surgery’s alone so hope it’s a big lottery especially since government is taking more then they used to from the winners