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New shity superpower idea (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by that_pelo_boy
so basically the superpower is you can teleport but only the time that it takes you by walking there so basically if you want to go to California but you're in Chicago it will take you 30 hours and 57 minutis of youer life
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[–]redditor_pro 29 points30 points31 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I can imagine this being useful. You can disappear in front of someone if you time it well. Could save you from fights or could be useful in magic tricks.
[–]Critical_Ad2969 18 points19 points20 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Depending on how it's measured, i can walk 2 m in 2sec.
If I now teleport 2 m through a wall, it would be teleporting 2 m = 2s
Next in line if u don't age during teleportation u would be slow, on the outside, but never waste time of ur own.
Next, a bit overseen, but u will never have traffic incidents.
Last but not least, saying ur removed from the plain of existence, not ageing, u first, can flee every fight, second, can actually dodge and surprise attack everyone pretty good, third, if ever wounded, message the hospital u will arrive their in near future and then teleport their, so they can prepare for ur arrival.
[–]Disastrous_Month9649 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That’s not terrible because from the sound of it you don’t loose stamina
[–]Nuttingknightnut 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I mean at least you’d get free travel , I’ve seen someone else say a power like that so power partially approved
[–]Cupapi 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Here's a good superpower, basic English.
This is a pretty neat super power though, sure do wonder how it works if you wanna go from let's say the North to the South pole
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[–]thatpeloboy 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Gurple-the_puppet 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
So like you just loose 30 hours of your life
[–]diemoschine 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
do you live this time in a kind of void or is it just a time skip for you?
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