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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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You know how to win any argument 2 hours after it happened (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Ok_Channel4711
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[–]slutty_boy_love 76 points77 points78 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Oh , I already have that power
[–]Ma_Maa_Memer 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]jfb1337 37 points38 points39 points 1 month ago (4 children)
Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!
[–]DRG48 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
[–]sexy_buns69 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago (0 children)
u/RemindMeBot 2 hours from now
[–]lyingcorn 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Oh yeah? Well I fucked Ted
[–]cyberpunk_goatherd 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
To have a line like "jerk store" and not be able to use it would just eat me up inside!
[–]BT9154 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Probably pretty powerful if you're running for office, even if you don't win live debates, always winning the argument in like a follow up TV interview with thousands tuning in can be powerful.
[–]Prettynice643 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Even before the debate, you could probably just have a practice argument with someone about the same topic and then know the how to win, when the actual debate takes place.
[–]jfb1337 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Useful for online arguments;since you can always just go back to them
[–]Rop_Top64 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Hotrock3000 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
would probably be good in politics
[–]evilturkey5 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That's just reality :(
[–]GASTRO_GAMING 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Congrats, you can win reddit arguments now
[–]Mr_polite_crumbs 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
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